It’s like a glass plate, little buddy. It takes a long time to put back together, but the cracks will forever be there. This alone prevents many from taking it back out of the proverbial cupboard again, but when you find the right person? It’s worth it.
Sure looks like a bad case. Usually it is just broken into seventeen pieces, even then it can take a long time so Pig should maybe get therapy, or at the very least he should talk about his heartache with friends.
Oh, Pig… WWA❤️ED works for guys, too! Besides, Shawana was an unworthy swine. Give that cutie Pigetta a ringy dingy and take her down to the soda fountain for a Cherry Vanilla Coke. Everyone ❤️ Fountain Cherry Vanilla Cokes. BOOM! Problem solved. The Count ❤️s it when a plan comes together.
Look Pig you never had a relationship with Shawna to start with, so you really don’t have much to get over. Go get plastered tonight and tomorrow you will have forgotten all about her.
Um, had Pig even met the woman who “broke” his heart, prior to three days ago? I don’t remember seeing her here before. That seems less like love than infatuation or even stalking—in which case, I don’t think she owes him more than the polite “sorry, not interested” that she gave him yesterday, and I do think he’s being a bit of a drama queen.
BE THIS GUY 10 months ago
Not only does it take time, sometimes it never completely heals.
BasilBruce 10 months ago
“Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.” —The Wizard of Oz
ronaldspence 10 months ago
I would say it was part of being a human, but he is a pig, so…
DennisinSeattle Premium Member 10 months ago
Healing a broken heart can take a lot of time.
hariseldon59 10 months ago
Consult a cardiologist
B UTTONS 10 months ago
Gift Pig some Alien Tape
ChristineFoxdale 10 months ago
There’ll always be a piece missing, Pig.
Bilan 10 months ago
Not only does it take a long time, but unfortunately, it hardens.
Imagine 10 months ago
It will never be the same.
blunebottle 10 months ago
It takes time, but it is not the time that does the healing. It is accomplished only when one chooses to heal.
sergioandrade Premium Member 10 months ago
“Time heals everything, Except loving you”
Gent 10 months ago
And how is Pig alive if his heart outside his body and broken? What other organ be pumping blood into his veins?
TwilightFaze 10 months ago
It’s like a glass plate, little buddy. It takes a long time to put back together, but the cracks will forever be there. This alone prevents many from taking it back out of the proverbial cupboard again, but when you find the right person? It’s worth it.
rshive 10 months ago
Time, oh Time! Where have you gone?
markkahler52 10 months ago
But she’s got it, now..Sure, if it makes her feel good!!
iggyman 10 months ago
Like Gene Pitney said “Only love can break a heart, and only love can mend it again”!
juicebruce 10 months ago
Pig try Xenotransplantation ;-)
zerotvus 10 months ago
After the wife passed I used super glue……
bestframeforward Premium Member 10 months ago
I always liked; “The only cure for love lost, is love found” :)
newsbb 10 months ago
Sure looks like a bad case. Usually it is just broken into seventeen pieces, even then it can take a long time so Pig should maybe get therapy, or at the very least he should talk about his heartache with friends.
[Traveler] Premium Member 10 months ago
…. I know I’ve got to find some kind of piece of mind, maybe….
Kveldulf 10 months ago
You know your heart is truly shattered when you can listen to an opera and it makes sense.
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
(sigh) Mine broke, the pieces got kicked around, dried up, and blew away. Makes my current relationship strange and tricky.
Croc Holliday 10 months ago
Where do broken hearts go?
Can they find their way home
Back to the open arms
Of a love that’s waiting there?
- Whitney
Chris 10 months ago
Rome wasn’t built in a day pig. :J
Egrayjames 10 months ago
I wish I could tell Pig what to do, but I’m at a loss too.
monya_43 10 months ago
Unfortunately, yelling mean things at it isn’t going to help it heal any faster.
mail2jbl 10 months ago
Pig is doing what Connie Francis did way back in the day – “Breaking In A Brand New Broken Heart”.
SkyFisher 10 months ago
Jesus.
Ellis97 10 months ago
Don’t worry, Pig. You’ll find someone.
TinkerStinker 10 months ago
Time wounds all heels…
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
Oh, Pig… WWA❤️ED works for guys, too! Besides, Shawana was an unworthy swine. Give that cutie Pigetta a ringy dingy and take her down to the soda fountain for a Cherry Vanilla Coke. Everyone ❤️ Fountain Cherry Vanilla Cokes. BOOM! Problem solved. The Count ❤️s it when a plan comes together.
aerotica69 10 months ago
Go to bed and eat ice cream…..or in Pig’s case, cheese.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Some take longer than others….go home and have a cup of Chamomile tea and take a nap! Things will seem better as the days go on…..one day at a time!
KeithRoman 10 months ago
“The world breaks us all, and then we are stronger at the broken parts.” – Ernest Hemingway
old_geek 10 months ago
Is this why one healing is called “Patient”?
Goat from PBS 10 months ago
Yeah, that happens… I’ve heard.
It's Not Easy Bein' Me 10 months ago
Some Fools Never Learn · Steve Wariner
Cerabooge 10 months ago
For many of us, the organ that gets broken is lower down.
willie_mctell 10 months ago
There is no closure.
zeexenon 10 months ago
Truer words were never spoken.
Buckeye67 10 months ago
Look Pig you never had a relationship with Shawna to start with, so you really don’t have much to get over. Go get plastered tonight and tomorrow you will have forgotten all about her.
zxcar1 10 months ago
“It takes a hundred miles of love
To heal a mile of pain”
—Ben Harper
James Noury Premium Member 10 months ago
It never fully recovers.
Tom Toro creator 10 months ago
Check it into the hotel on Lonely Street?
198.23.5.11 10 months ago
Love Me And The World Is Mine—HARPO MARX
rogthedodge1 10 months ago
“Heartbreak of psoriasis — Christ, you don’t know the meaning of heartbreak!” Tom Waits
rwg1957rwg 10 months ago
As George Jones once sang, he stopped loving her today (he died).
elgrecousa Premium Member 10 months ago
Pastis is getting too sugary.
Nobody_Important 10 months ago
It does take a very long time, Pig.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 10 months ago
As the Bee Gees said, how do you mend a broken heart?
The Brooklyn Accent 10 months ago
Um, had Pig even met the woman who “broke” his heart, prior to three days ago? I don’t remember seeing her here before. That seems less like love than infatuation or even stalking—in which case, I don’t think she owes him more than the polite “sorry, not interested” that she gave him yesterday, and I do think he’s being a bit of a drama queen.
Sisyphos 10 months ago
Aye, Pig. You are learning a Lesson. It takes a very long time! That Shawna is nearly as vile as Pigita was….