The court held 5-4 that the free speech clause of the First Amendment prohibits the government from restricting independent expenditures for political campaigns by corporations, including nonprofit corporations, labor unions, and other associations.
It was announced this week that Senator Schumer gets twice as much money from Blackrock than any other senator. And Representative Pelosi’s net worth has gone fron $7mm to $44mm.
This is the standard to which some of our highest officials hold themselves, or would like to have that privilege. The Supremes are obvious, but so are many medical doctors and politicians or would-be pols. The superrich. It amounts to a claim of “I always know what’s the best way to proceed and am above the influence of worldly concerns.” And if you’ll believe that, you’ll believe anything.
The sixth panel should be from an anonymous PAC, and the bribe should be at least ten times larger, but with a clear introduction as coming from a “generous friend” of the manager who provided the first “little” bribe.
From various sources, it seems that the top 25 or so richest members of congress is pretty evenly split between Ds and Rs. One example: https://www.businessinsider.com/wealthiest-members-congress-house-senate-finances-2021-12#1-sen-rick-scott-a-republican-from-florida-200327223-2
Heard this idea a long time ago. Politicians should wear the logos of their owners on their suits such as different oil, car, and drug companies so that people knew who was really in charge.
“I will be open to the considered views of my colleagues on the bench, and I will decide every case based on the record, according to the rule of law, without fear or favor, to the best of my ability, and I will remember that it’s my job to call balls and strikes, and not to pitch or bat.”
- John Roberts, Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court at his September 12, 2005 Senate confirmation hearing.
“A person shall be defined as an individual human being; the rights of a person shall accrue to no other entity than an individual human being.
Money is not speech.
Each citizen shall be taxed annually in the amount of $1 to fund election campaigns, and no funds from sources other than this fund may be spent in any way to influence elections."
Lobbyists – salesmen with almost limitless expense accounts with no real product. Just sway pols whichever way is in their best interest. Lobbying should be illegal.
Unfortunately he is correct. BTW GeorgeInAZ as long as I know who is giving the money I can factor that into who I vote for. It is things like Karl Rove’s 20 anonymous donors for 25 million dollars that scares me.
There was an old joke about Louisiana politicians during the Reconstruction. “He was known as an honest man because when he was bought, he stayed bought.”
This demonstrates why Pig should not be allowed to vote. The rest of us are cynical enough by now to try at least to make the “least bad” choices. Groan. Maybe this is why some philosophers of old preferred monarchy as a system of government….
ARREST HIM. HE COMMITED BRIBERY OF A PUBLIC AUTHORITY/OFFICIAL. NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP IT! OMG 2 THOUSAND DOLLARS. AREN’T YOU TRAINED AGAINST BRIBERY!!!! Actually, Bribery is an invisible tax on the residents of the country.
BasilBruce about 1 year ago
Is one of those teams the Washington Senators?
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
sad…but true! How else can do many politicians retire as millionaires?
Bilan about 1 year ago
Not entirely accurate. The gray team is the one that got the Ump his job in the first place – and helps him keep it.
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
In politics, it’s called freedom of speech.
Citizens United v. FEC
The court held 5-4 that the free speech clause of the First Amendment prohibits the government from restricting independent expenditures for political campaigns by corporations, including nonprofit corporations, labor unions, and other associations.
GeorgeInAZ about 1 year ago
It was announced this week that Senator Schumer gets twice as much money from Blackrock than any other senator. And Representative Pelosi’s net worth has gone fron $7mm to $44mm.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is the standard to which some of our highest officials hold themselves, or would like to have that privilege. The Supremes are obvious, but so are many medical doctors and politicians or would-be pols. The superrich. It amounts to a claim of “I always know what’s the best way to proceed and am above the influence of worldly concerns.” And if you’ll believe that, you’ll believe anything.
TampaFanatic1 about 1 year ago
Good one Pastis. You just nailed how a majority of those in government are wired and operate!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago
So works the European and Italian Parliament.
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 year ago
Sing it Pig!
blunebottle about 1 year ago
Very astute, Pastis.
(News item, the Globe and Mail: “Federal Budget Pledges $675 Million in CBC Funding.”)
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
Today’s brain teaser:
Which of these is capable of speech?
(A) concrete
(B) corn
© cows
(D) corporations
(E) none of the above
shanen0 about 1 year ago
The sixth panel should be from an anonymous PAC, and the bribe should be at least ten times larger, but with a clear introduction as coming from a “generous friend” of the manager who provided the first “little” bribe.
hariseldon59 about 1 year ago
To quote an early SNL character, “Baseball been very very good to me”.
iggyman about 1 year ago
The old adage is true, “Money talks, B.S. walks”!
Gent about 1 year ago
Also explains the mainstream media system.
Purple People Eater about 1 year ago
It’s not a bribe, it’s lobying.
PearlsFan21 about 1 year ago
From various sources, it seems that the top 25 or so richest members of congress is pretty evenly split between Ds and Rs. One example: https://www.businessinsider.com/wealthiest-members-congress-house-senate-finances-2021-12#1-sen-rick-scott-a-republican-from-florida-200327223-2
zerotvus about 1 year ago
must have ref’ed the Kent State game………
einarbt about 1 year ago
Heard this idea a long time ago. Politicians should wear the logos of their owners on their suits such as different oil, car, and drug companies so that people knew who was really in charge.
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
Politicians are the cause of our sorrow.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
The ever clever Mr Pastis is clearly alluding to the NFL playoffs last year and Pig bet on Kansas City.
Kaputnik about 1 year ago
Definition of an honest politician. He stays bought.
hitman4cookies about 1 year ago
Good job by Pastis of tackling a real political problem in a non-partisan way.
b.john71 about 1 year ago
Sunglasses on, now add an ice cream cone…
kaycstamper about 1 year ago
Keep saying that, Pig.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s called playing ball.
Egrayjames about 1 year ago
It’s not a bribe as long as you promise to be fair. Everyone knows that.
ladykat about 1 year ago
The humans have no mouths. I just noticed that.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member about 1 year ago
U.S.A.
The best politicians & Supreme Court that money can buy.
diskus Premium Member about 1 year ago
The root of all evil
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is 100% ACCURATE on BOTH sides of the aisle!
wongo about 1 year ago
Ah, Pig, Pig, Pig. You poor, gullible, porker that you are!
mfrasca about 1 year ago
“I will be open to the considered views of my colleagues on the bench, and I will decide every case based on the record, according to the rule of law, without fear or favor, to the best of my ability, and I will remember that it’s my job to call balls and strikes, and not to pitch or bat.”
- John Roberts, Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court at his September 12, 2005 Senate confirmation hearing.
curtlyon19 about 1 year ago
i am not amused
whelan_jj about 1 year ago
But but but … They are Democrats so, by definition, they are doing what’s best for everyone.
figuratively speaking about 1 year ago
If someone buys you and you don’t deliver, no more money.
Cozmik Cowboy about 1 year ago
And thus my proposed Constitutional Amendment:
“A person shall be defined as an individual human being; the rights of a person shall accrue to no other entity than an individual human being.
Money is not speech.
Each citizen shall be taxed annually in the amount of $1 to fund election campaigns, and no funds from sources other than this fund may be spent in any way to influence elections."
Steven Rogers Premium Member about 1 year ago
No. The umps gets money from both teams, and more from the blue team than the red, overall, although usually not for the same ump.
waes-hael about 1 year ago
California passed a finance reform law that went into effect, this year. Now, lobbyist groups are demanding the RIGHT tp pay-for-play!
https://enewspaper.sgvtribune.com/infinity/article_popover_share.aspx?guid=02c88554-3911-4313-bf33-ffc96a14a5e8&fbclid=IwAR2ZUzhl7sw4bKZmBmDi-KjIK3Ku6I-sEU58B1WUoon4M4s2YT6Cc0rMoNw
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied about 1 year ago
Sigh.
rshive about 1 year ago
The price for fairness has gone up.
alkabelis Premium Member about 1 year ago
Lobbyists – salesmen with almost limitless expense accounts with no real product. Just sway pols whichever way is in their best interest. Lobbying should be illegal.
txmystic about 1 year ago
I rather enjoy the symbolism of the ump and the guy bribing him are both wearing sunglasses…
sisterea about 1 year ago
Unfortunately he is correct. BTW GeorgeInAZ as long as I know who is giving the money I can factor that into who I vote for. It is things like Karl Rove’s 20 anonymous donors for 25 million dollars that scares me.
pearlyqim about 1 year ago
NFL officials!
rjkbytes about 1 year ago
Pelosi’s money all came from recycling her pop bottles. Just ask her.
tripwire45 about 1 year ago
Yes, even Biden.
Happy Jack Hill about 1 year ago
I’m voting for my father. It’s only been 25 years since he passed and he’s still the most honorable man I ever knew.
T... about 1 year ago
Paying an expert for his unique analytic technique and judgement is truely the American League way…
knight1192a about 1 year ago
Not what Rat is saying, Pig
Birdman47 about 1 year ago
Pig still believes in the tooth fairy and pixies.
Birdman47 about 1 year ago
Rat nailed it.
morgankhat about 1 year ago
There’s a solution to all this. I can sum it up in two words, “TERM LIMITS.”
dcp9142 about 1 year ago
Supreme Court
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
There was an old joke about Louisiana politicians during the Reconstruction. “He was known as an honest man because when he was bought, he stayed bought.”
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
This demonstrates why Pig should not be allowed to vote. The rest of us are cynical enough by now to try at least to make the “least bad” choices. Groan. Maybe this is why some philosophers of old preferred monarchy as a system of government….
christelisbetty about 1 year ago
Ahem, wouldn’t an umpire represent, the judicial branch ?
Huggybearojb about 1 year ago
ARREST HIM. HE COMMITED BRIBERY OF A PUBLIC AUTHORITY/OFFICIAL. NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP IT! OMG 2 THOUSAND DOLLARS. AREN’T YOU TRAINED AGAINST BRIBERY!!!! Actually, Bribery is an invisible tax on the residents of the country.