The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 04, 2022

nice of the semiconductor to chip in. He looks like he is de-composing…

Shouldn’t the semi-conductor be directing an orchestra of 18-wheelers’ horns?

The symphony orchestra was performing at an outdoor concert when a sudden storm came up and the conductor was struck by lightning. They immediately took him to the hospital and he survived. The attending doctor said, “I’m not surprised that he survived. I know he is a poor conductor.”

That’s wrong. A semiconductor is a guy that works part time collecting tickets on the railroad.

A rare pair of left-handed violinists.

If they were better, they would be super conductors.

As the program began to feature Minuets’. The conductor shifted into low.

He’s half the man he used to be.

Do accomplished conductors get “Good Conduct” medals? Do they twirl their batons up into the air and catch the on the way down? Is one of their duties to punch tickets at the door? Will I be pun-ished for these silly questions? Perhaps … ex-score-iated?

What’s an insulator look like?

Orpheus Chamber Orchestra is famous for not having a conductor. The orchestra is known for its collaborative leadership style in which the musicians, not a conductor, interpret the score. They have won several Grammy’s, and recorded over 70 albums.

Is he conducting a silly-con (cierto)?

I’m surprised that he didn’t go for a superconductor third panel.

The semi conductor gave an electric performance.

He only conducts either the first half or second half of any piece.

Engine engine number 9, Going down Chicago line……

Drum roll..cymbal crash

Missing the trucker cap.

If that is the entire orchestra – looks like a fun band!

What do Zubin Mehta, Leonard Bernstein, and Andre Rieu have in common?

Not many pieces written for string trio, drum and euphonium. Nearest I could find was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV8FVQBOUWQ

It’s just a kid from Galena. And he was forced to work when his dad lost his job when the Crystal Radio factory closed.

Wow, that is one bad pun … I love it!

He gets a lot of resistance from the orchestra.

Can’t resist laughing at this !

if the orchestra plays well does he get time off for good conduct…?

That’s what you get when the regular conductor gets doped.

Don’t forget that Optimus Prime would make a good semi conductor.

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I would need a microscope to see hemidemisemiconductor.

How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?………Nobody knows, because no one was watching.