Nabisco takeover…he loves fig newtons and chips ahoy.
My niece is waiting patiently for Eliz Warren to erase her tuition debt.
Our father of perpetual motion.
He should audition for Game of Tresses.
Caritas of France can assist with rent relief and a mental health assessment.
Reminds me of that early 80’s tune “I like cows and they like me” : < ]
Plan B…. “I meant to call Lucky Hound Animal Rescue.”
He wants a round of appaws.
Leaf me alone!
You can’t teach an old dog…