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  1. about 1 hour ago on Monty

    When I was a kid it would take me an hour to eat alphabet soup because I had to spell something with every bite. My sister took twice as long because she was dyslexic. And my cousin nearly starved to death because he was cross-eyed.

  2. about 1 hour ago on Dilbert Classics

    Our communications room was so cold (65 F) that after a couple of hours my toes would freeze. When visitors arrived they all wondered why we all wore hooded winter coats and had space heaters tucked under the desks. I welcomed trouble tickets that would send me anywhere else.

  3. about 1 hour ago on Speed Bump

    It’s the thought that counts but the execution that stinks.

  4. about 1 hour ago on Andy Capp

    A single malt scotch might result in getting stiff but a black and tan will just leave you sloshed. Take it from someone who’s done both and lived to tell about it.

  5. about 1 hour ago on Get Fuzzy

    Me thinks Apre’ dinner snack is more inclusive of the nether regions for which I often wished I could do that. (There’s the set up.)

  6. about 1 hour ago on The Argyle Sweater

    I took scant notice of the congregation and speedo’d outta’ there.

  7. about 18 hours ago on Get Fuzzy

    I am making a funny. Also.

  8. 1 day ago on Monty

    What do you mean there’s just a couple of socks? I never find a couple of socks. One of the pair always buggers off!

  9. 1 day ago on Dilbert Classics

    I worked with a guy who you knew where he’d been by the coffee splashes he left behind.

  10. 1 day ago on Speed Bump

    Some people are so stoned they forget they left something somewhere.