Disc Jockey JML
…or hallucinations from ptomaine poisoning.
Deuces! Could be a trick.
Not only crashed, he burned. Wouldn’t have happened if he was looking at his cellphone.
You can always depend on unnamed sources or the witness ‘that heard someone’, for the Gosh Honest Facts.
Chicago General. If the students don’t get you Mayor Beetlejuice will.
There’s that pot with a potty bloke to go.
Could be an Edison moment if this cat breaks out into a heavy sweat. We’ve already got the 1% inspiration. Notify the towel boy.
That one’s too small. Toss ’em back. Be extra careful if you get crabs.
Kids know what they like. And you have to admit the hats were a bit over the Top. Alright hold the raspberries. You didn’t have to pay anything. Ya’ mudder liked it!!
Yikes! The Russians are coming! No, wait. They’re busy. Must be an FBI sub. Wrong again. They got Mullered (same as Murdered but wouldn’t die). Jacques Cousteau lives!! Could be. Wherever Global Warming is Sold.