Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 08, 2022

I dunk mine in milk before I eat them (Oreos, not best friend).

I used to eat cupcakes upside-down, so I could have the icing last.

imagine Pig going to Never-Ever-Land with Peter Pan

Stick with your plan, Pig.

I don’t eat Oreo’s. I eat peanut butter cookies if and when I eat cookies.

gotta love Pig’s attitude!

I think Goat now has the answer to Pig’s first question.

If I eat Oreos, just like the commercial says, I save the stuffing until last.

I grieve the death of Hydrox cookies. Less fat, less sugar, more chocolatey. Alas. Those, I often took apart and ate HALF the frosting then put back together with a hard twist to distribute it, and ate the whole thing in one bite. I don’t eat Oreos, except occasionally one of the mint ones.

The cookie part of an Oreo is not very tasty. The filling is the only good part. Maybe just eat the cream filling, and then crumble the hard cookie to use as a garnish on ice cream or pudding.

If you don’t eat Oreo’s you are a communist. If you eat the middle first, you’re just a pig. Yay pig!

Ps: nobody likes puns, yes Stephan, I’m talking to you.

Ice cold milk and an Oreo cookie, they forever go together in an endless combination O R E O.

The “kiddie pool of life” is full of urine.

If you open an Oreo then you can’t eat it properly by soaking it in milk.

Profound, Pig!

Unfortunately, Pig, your “friend” Rat will throw you in the deep end of the cesspool of life without a second thought!

Oh a kid’ll eat the middle of an Oreo first, and save the chocolate cookie outside for last.

An adult wouldn’t eat a trash tier product like an Oreo.

How much does a Good humor bar cost? Way out of reach for most children and to this day its cousins available country wide don’t rev up the taste buds as a pop or cream sickles do.

Kiddie pool water is always warm.

All guys are pigs (even me) but I am a lot more like Pig than I ever knew.

I haven’t entered my second childhood — I never left the first!!

YES I did……….

I thought Zebra was his best friend.

Eat the inside of an Oreo first, then throw the outside in the trash. YECH!! How did I manage to actually like those when I was a kid?

These are important points!

I actually like the Kroger store brand sandwich cookies a bit more then Oreos, and they are a lot less expensive… and I keep mine in the freezer, so I tend to eat less of them since I can’t chew through a frozen cookie as fast as a room temp one. That works with chocolate chip cookies as well.

No, but I like to dip them in milk…..

Charles Lawton said: " Actors are little boys who never grew up. They live in a world of make-believe! "

Why is everyone’s right ear raised? Are they listening for opportunity to knock?

I don’t get it. I have always known who my best friend in the whole wide world was and I am near retirement age.

I agree with Pig

I remember eating all of the insides of the Oreos when my mother wanted to make a chocolate cookie crust for her Grasshopper Pie.

I only eat the inside of the Oreo

My favorite “What were they thinking” product of all time is Cookies ’n Cream Oreos. Or as a guy on the radio said, “Oreo flavored Oreos?”

Now that I’m grown up, no one ever asks me which is my favorite dinosaur. It’s like they don’t even care.

Bring back French Vanilla Cremes!

Best is to pry the cream out of three mega stuffs and put them into a fourth for an quad-mega stuff . . .

I’m with Pig. I read comics, watch cartoons, and prefer Pixar, Dreamworks and the Lego Movies (all four of them) to anything else. But to answer his question, I eat Oreos like normal cookies.

Jon’n Jon’zz The Martian Manhunter always does

I always eat the inside of jelly donuts first..

It’s official.Nobody is on a diet anywhere on Planet Earth.

I can’t eat them due to diabetes but I used to love to lick the frosting of the double oreos.

Need more Zebra cartoons!!

My very best friend in the whole wide world? My dog, obviously.

Growing old is required (to stay alive), but growing up is purely optional.

I stopped eating Oreo’s when they moved production out of the country.

ABSOLUTELY, but mommy won’t buy them, unless you mean mixed-ethnicity.

I always break the cookie in half, and eat the cookie portion first, then the cookie with icing second.

No. But I do take the cookie of one side of two cookies, push the two frosting sides together and eat that as one. I especially like doing that to the double stuffed Oreos…..

I never ate the inside of an oreo first when I WAS a kid, why would I want to do so as an adult? Seriously, I never got that whole twist off the “top” cookie, eat the cream filling, then eat the cookies. Why would you want to do that? I don’t mind the filling…. when it’s eaten with cookie. And I don’t mind Oreo cookie… when it’s eaten with the cream filling. I’ve had both seperate when you get cookies falling apart in the package. The cream filling by it’s selff is sicky sweet and leaves a greasy taste in your mouth (when you consider how it’s made, that shouldn’t be too shocking). And the typical Oreo cookie is a disgusting chocolate cookie that needs something to make it taste better (I’m not much for chocolate to begin with, but there are better chocolate cookies out there than what’s used for Oreo cookies). Even when it’s not a chocolate cookie, it’s still disgusting by itself. The combination of cookie and filling is what makes Oreos good.

The profundity of this conversation precludes my participation. I’m eating strawberries at the moment.

As a self-described misanthrope, I do not consider myself to have “friends”. However, I do dunk Oreos in milk and put them in my mouth whole.

I used to, but now I eat one outside piece and then the other piece with the inside on the outside.

https://youtu.be/PQ1Mu53BnjgDo you know exactly how to eat an Oreo?Well to do it you unscrew it, very fast.’Cause a kid will eat the middle of an Oreo first,And save the chocolate cookie out side for last.

Goat is correct when he says staying in the kiddie pool of life isn’t a bad way to live.

so now I want Oreos….

Not eating the inside first? Isn’t there a law against that?

Pig in a nutshell.

Whoa, Pig, you kid, you!

Goat, loosen up, okay?…

can’t drown in the kiddie pool!

I eat the inside first sometimes.