Wow, I haven’t recited that list in 40 years and I was still able to rattle it right off: A Scout is Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous…
In which geological epoch did animals evolve shirts without pants?
A pair of forge tongs is required to make a pair of forge tongs. So where did the very first pair come from? According to an ancient Islamic myth, they were a gift from God.
“Most Likely to Seize the East Coast”
I don’t go anywhere without my mutated anthrax… for duck hunting.
That’s the arc Ernesto has always been on.
This could also be the plot of an early James Bond film.
A compliance officer is someone who ensures that a company complies with its outside regulatory and legal requirements as well as internal policies and procedures. Their jobs involve attending tons of meetings where the minutia of regulations are endlessly debated. Shootouts with scofflaws are… well, they just don’t happen.
Nice dragons, Mr. Henry.
TMNT live in the sewers. Lots of water down there.
p.s. During peak TMNT there were parodies, including Pre-Teen Dirty-Gene Kung-Fu Kangaroos. I enjoyed the irony of a parody of a comic that was itself a parody.