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  1. 13 days ago on Buckles

    They make bird seed impregnated with hot pepper that will stop that short. The birds can’t taste the hot pepper. The squirrels can. And it’s fun watching the squirrels react to a mouthful of fire.

  2. 21 days ago on Lola

    At least her sandwich is only affecting her health, not that of those around her.

  3. 22 days ago on Garfield

    The show’s theme song should be “Junk Food Junkie” by Larry Groce. (If you’re not familiar with the song, Google it and get a good laugh. It spent 15 weeks on the charts in 1975.)

  4. 25 days ago on Luann

    If you wait until you can afford to have a kid, you never will.

  5. about 1 month ago on Buckles

    I still have a corded phone. It is much more satisfying to slam down the receiver when a telemarketer calls than it is to just push a button on a cell phone to cut them off.

  6. about 2 months ago on Buckles

    In almost 50 years of marriage we’ve never had “my” credit card or “your” credit card. They’ve all been “our” credit cards. And there were very few arguments over finances because we knew we were in it together and had to work out how best to spend our limited resources as a team. Most importantly, we actually talked to each other about it instead of sneaking around buying stuff then letting the other know after the fact.

  7. about 2 months ago on For Better or For Worse

    He had a computer in his room for schoolwork. This was in the days before everything was on line so we didn’t have to worry about him surfing porn sites or anything like that. But he did like playing his (standalone) video games!

  8. about 2 months ago on For Better or For Worse

    Mine tried that on me. Until I reminded him if that was so, he should be in bed by 10, not staying up until 2 AM playing computer games!

  9. 2 months ago on For Better or For Worse

    When she’s making noise, at least you know where she is instead of being out back unattended, say playing in a stream?

  10. 2 months ago on Baby Blues

    Maybe that’s the idea!