So how long before ripped jeans join them? Won’t be soon enough, whenever it is!
I made an effort not to call my mother-in-law at all!
“His name is Bob. ‘B-double-O-B.’ Bob.”
All together now! (To the tune of “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes”)
Mask, wallet, keys and phone (Keys and phone!)
I need them if I want to roam (Let’s go roam!)
If only I could remember where I put
My mask, wallet, keys and phone!
I drive a Kira Niro. I’ve named it “Bob.” You know… “Bob de Niro.” (No… really… I do drive one!)
“Yesterday” – a classic vintage!
So how much did you spend at the fabric store on your last trip, Opal?
It really sucks when you’re trying to make an old recipe where it calls for an 8-ounce package of something and all you can get is a 6-ounce package. You either have to buy a second package to get the extra two ounces or you have to figure how to reduce the other ingredients by 25% to get it to come out right.
I’m surprised Garfield could curl up like that!
Those are piranha. They’re what will make her pool party so epic.