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  1. 13 days ago on Non Sequitur

    So how long before ripped jeans join them? Won’t be soon enough, whenever it is!

  2. 25 days ago on Rose is Rose

    I made an effort not to call my mother-in-law at all!

  3. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “His name is Bob. ‘B-double-O-B.’ Bob.”

  4. about 1 month ago on Pluggers

    All together now! (To the tune of “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes”)

    Mask, wallet, keys and phone (Keys and phone!)

    I need them if I want to roam (Let’s go roam!)

    If only I could remember where I put

    My mask, wallet, keys and phone!

  5. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I drive a Kira Niro. I’ve named it “Bob.” You know… “Bob de Niro.” (No… really… I do drive one!)

  6. about 1 month ago on FoxTrot Classics

    “Yesterday” – a classic vintage!

  7. about 1 month ago on Pickles

    So how much did you spend at the fabric store on your last trip, Opal?

  8. about 1 month ago on Brewster Rockit

    It really sucks when you’re trying to make an old recipe where it calls for an 8-ounce package of something and all you can get is a 6-ounce package. You either have to buy a second package to get the extra two ounces or you have to figure how to reduce the other ingredients by 25% to get it to come out right.

  9. about 1 month ago on Garfield

    I’m surprised Garfield could curl up like that!

  10. about 1 month ago on Luann

    Those are piranha. They’re what will make her pool party so epic.