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  1. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    And many of them became millionaires after being elected to Congress.

  2. 4 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    And let’s not forget the Paper Towel Corollary to the Toilet Paper Conundrum wherein you have to assess the relative value of “Single,” “Double,” and “Triple” rolls.

  3. 6 days ago on Garfield

    Who keeps bananas in the refrigerator? The peel on that banana should be black (or at least an unappetizing dark yellow) from the cold exposure.

  4. 8 days ago on Baby Blues

    And no doubt she stopped work to get up and do as the little brat ordered.

  5. 10 days ago on Baby Blues

    They didn’t want her to go with them. They just asked so she couldn’t whine about being left out when they got back. Notice that they were all geared up and ready to walk out the door before they made the offer to her. I wonder what would have happened if she’d jumped up, said “YES!” and then they had to wait for her to get ready too?

  6. 12 days ago on Pickles

    Miss Manners would be so proud!

  7. 12 days ago on Baby Blues

    No, baseball is just so slow and boring his mind wandered. Mine does too, when I’m subjected to TV coverage of most sports.

  8. 25 days ago on Pickles

    What does she do with all this fabric? You never see her sewing anything.

  9. 28 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Repeat after me: “Not this time, thanks.”

  10. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Exactly!