Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 13, 2021

He seems to amaizeing them.

But he may make a laughing stalk out of them.

What happens if you castrate a corn cob?

It becomes a eunuchcorn.

Are they from Cornucopia?

This whole arc is corny.

Popping corn involves blowing their brains out…or up??

They look like stalkers to me.

Could you at least put something on first? You’re nakid!

Brewster, it’s time to grind the corn.

The kernel looks to be a husky fellow.

Maybe Phil could CORNtribute to eradicating them, just as he does to the Doughnut people!

Oh my gods. Such corny puns. Heh heh.

He seems to be a little corn-fused.

Corn person has a husky voice.

The only strip I know trying to out-pun Pearls Before Swine.

Do they know what cobs were allegedly used for before TP?

my corns are killing me!

why don’t you do something for them?

why should i? they never did anything for me…

(see loose ends)

Just stop it!

Yeah I recall there being a movie about your children being part of the occult…..

Shucks. I am sure they will cobble together a piece agreement. If they have a kernel of sense.

If Brewster and Pam combine forces they can thresh these invaders and reap the rewards of victory.

Awww…shucks…

That guy seems to be in charge. Must be the kernel.

If they engage in battle, the CORN people will get CREAMED!!

Oh pun the door. I’m leaving.

If one of the corn people attack Brewster, will he be charged with a salt and buttering?

This will go off smooth as silk.

I wonder if the inspiration for this arc came to Mr. Rickard when he was as high as an elephant’s eye.

Will Cliff be have pop corn, for movie night? Or Corn Fakes for breakfast?

Give them a guided tour of the Kelloggs factory…

Becareful, Brewster, you don’t want to get corn holed.

Quick! Somebody call the cobs!

“What’s your name?”

“I’m Private Ear, and this is the Kernel.”

Sowing cornfusion?

All of the good puns are taken. I only have a germ of an idea.

The peace talks (stalks?) should be held in a corner office.

Cornfucious say, Corn people just like us, only flakier.

This’ll take the starch out of them!

I hope they don’t find out that the brand of cat litter I buy is made from ground cobs. They’d start stalking me.

Brewster’s too late. All the puns in the strip were used yesterday by the commenters. For that matter, so were the puns used by today’s commenters. You just can’t stop a punster.

What a bunch of corn flakes. Their highest rank is kernel. They live in a maze and they pop at the slightest exertion.

This is really cornfusing!

I’d have said ‘pop’ up. And, hey, aren’t they a little ‘husky’? Maybe atie for some aerobics?

QOTD In the early strips they showed Dr. Mel’s last name first person to say it correctly wins a big fat bucket of nothing.

As one flake to another….

Argghhhh! Must…look…away…too…many…puns!

TIM RICKARD IS OUT OF CORNTROL!!!!

Aww…..shucks.

The Corn People strike me as being yellow.

here’s a suggestion i bet few have tried: next time you pick up some ears of corn, eat one raw—see why it is called sweet corn

amaizeing.

waiting for the pop