The baby pulled the trigger.
My vision must be better than I though because I SAW THAT COMING FROM A MILE AWAY!
That was a LONG WALK to the punchline!!!
No wonder polio ran rampant in the 50’s
“First order of business – who wants to share a room with Sister Boom Boom here? Anybody? Come now. The rumors are largely unfounded and exaggerated. Largely…”
Sister Boom Boom! Love it.
My wife was invited to one of those. She came home with a terrible painting and a headache from cheap wine. Both are long gone now.
I remember that in more innocent days, Chippendale meant fine furniture. I guess there’s still wood…NO! STOP! CHEAP JOKES ARE BENEATH YOU! YOU CAN DO BETTER!
…wood involved! (No I can’t).
…Or Your Face Frown"
1-CUZ: You’re voted out of the Shaky gang because, well, you don’t shake. WHATSRNAME: But I didn’t get to say my best line: I like the way yo milk shake, gurl.
CUZ: Ok. You can stay in the play.
2-AT THE HASTILY ERECTED BUILDING ON THE SET: Footlight instructions whispered by the hard-of-hearing Sugar Daddy: STOP STANDING AROUND AND LOOK BUSY! YOU LOOK LIKE A ROAD CONSTRUCTION CREW ON I-75 THROUGH ATLANTA. AND WHAT’S WITH THE NICE SUIT BLONDIE? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE A LABORER! THAT’S GOOD POINTING NUMBER 4…