Damn! After making a really obscure reference to Rob Halford (obscure for Tracy fans anyway) I blow it by misspelling Megadeth! I should a just gone with “Ozzy”.
1- GROUCH: Hey kid! Have you seen my pencil? 2- SLUGGO: It was behind your ear… 3- …did you put it up your butt to keep that stick company? GROUCH: Why I oughta… 4- SLUGGO: Dance? Why not? Here’s a nifty little step I learned at the sock hop! GROUCH: You kids and your swing music will be the ruination of this country!!!
I told you to bring a bigger plastic bag Flunky. Just put it in your pockets and come along!
1- ANNIE: See that guy over there? 2- ANNIE: Is it Rob Halford, the gay front man of heavy metal band Judas Priest? 3- GYPSY TRAMPSNTHIEF: Well he’s got the hat and the ‘stache but I don’t think so. May I point out that that sure is an obscure reference for one of my customers to make. ANNIE: Well, everybody outgrows Megadeath sooner or later…
FOR GOD’S SAKES GRAMPA, LEAVE YOUR WORM IN YOUR PANTS! We’re sailing, not fishing!!!
1- ANNIE: I don’t believe ‘Open Carry’ laws pertain to swords. How do you sit down with that thing? Has the blade ever taken a sudden shift to the right? Never mind. I don’t wanna know. 2- PREACHER: Holdeth the door my child and abundant blessings shall be yours… ANNIE: I prefer “Teach a man to take the stairs and he’ll never be stuck in a tall building”. Suckaaaa 3- PREACHER: Ha-rumpffff!! My cheapass flock needs to pony up for a suite with a private elevator next time I travel to the TV Evangelists Convention…
From what I’ve seen during trips to The South, it’s still going on.
If I had money to burn I’d pay to see you swab a cat’s mouth. There Will Be Blood
Now you got me thinking about ‘rose’ songs – Love Is A Rose (Young/Ronstadt); The Rose (Midler); Every Rose Has Its Thorns (Poison?). And I used to think Honky Tonk Women was “… she blew my Rose…” but I guess it was “…she blew my nose…” which didn’t make sense to me until college.
4- WOMAN: It’s Fathers Day and I’m telling you this kid is yours. JUNIOR: I’m not seeing it… 5- BLONDIE: Happy Fathers Day Dad! JUNIOR: Damn. Another one… 6- BLONDIE: I know you’ve been a lousy father and… 7- …you never supported me in any way but I wanted to buy you a gift anyway… 8- It’s a Fit Bit! And it says I need to take ten thousand steps away from you you Archie-comic looking useless bum! Don’t call me, I’ll call you – NEVER.