Dick n Sam arrive back at the Station House to find…
1- DT: WHAT THE HELL?!?! WHERE IS EVERYONE? WHERE IS EVERYTHING???
2-: …Chief? Is that you? Has some evil witch put a spell on you?
3- SAM: I think it’s obvious, Tracy. With only one crime every few weeks in a city of over a million people, the powers that be have decided that a police force and its associated costs are unnecessary. AND you have to admit that you haven’t exactly caught any criminals lately – except in Argentina and WHO CARES ABOUT THAT AROUND HERE?!?
I see a flea jumping off the rat! Bubonic Plague is about to decimate Tracyville and there’s nothing Dick can do…wait. Oh. That’s just a crumb of breakfast bar that got on my screen from my overenthusiastic enjoyment of it…
Just now – the dirty rat!