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  1. about 17 hours ago on Gary Varvel

    The USS Senate Republicans torpedoed it. Next they’ll surface to machine gun any survivors.

  2. about 18 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Paganana hated when she dozed during the piano interlude only to awake to find that the rest of the violin section had undressed her yet again.

  3. about 18 hours ago on That is Priceless

    That was subtle! For me anyway.

  4. about 18 hours ago on Nancy Classics

    I’m of two minds about this comic. Either Ernie wrote it to make up for that November 30 comic where he suggested all females were mindless gossips so now he’s showing them to be physically strong, thinking people OR it’s religious in nature and Nancy represents the time Jesus carried that dude across the sand during the rough times the dude was having (a story that I’ve never read in the New Testament by the way). Either interpretation shows that Ernie was pretty avant garde and way ahead of his time! I think we all need to think of Ernie’s material on a deeper level. He’s not just making simple jokes here people!

    (This time, unlike my Nov 30th comments which got me in a bit of hot water, I will make it clear that I am not serious. Ernie is just making jokes.)

  5. about 18 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    1-SAM: I feel a lot better now. Thanks for asking.

    CLUELESS: Ummm, I didn’t.

    2-CLUELESS: Mmmmmm. This is good Joe, good java, good cuppa mud, good…

    3-TRACY: Quit trying to show off! We know all the 40’s terms for coffee.

    CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS: Awh, leave him alone Tracy. He’s just practicing. Look at his haircut. Everything about him says ‘film noir’.

    DOLL Hello boys…

    TRACY: AIIIIIOOOOOGAAAA! My pants just boarded the ‘Streetcar Named Desire’! Open a window, my pants got ‘The Big Heat’. Oh baby, ‘This Gun’s For Hire!’ all right.

    DOLL: If you say anything at all about a ‘Dark Passage’ you’ll find out that ‘Me Too’ is more than somebody’s response to “I think I want a doughnut"!!!

  6. about 18 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    Her dress seems to accentuate, for lack of a better term, the fun bits?

  7. about 18 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    I suggest that, when we Americans Tracy fans can no longer afford our meds, we all meet Neil at a pharmacy in Windsor. We’ll have a grand time drinking Molson and debating spellings and proper pronunciations of common words like ‘about’! Let’s do it in summer though. I hear it gets cold up there.

  8. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

    Yeah. Probably HarryCK. Now I’m not jealous at all.

    JK HarryCK!!!

  9. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

    Hang on! I believe we’ve just discovered who Carly Simon’s song “You’re So Vain” is about! He definitely looks vain and then there’s the line “your scarf, it was apricot ok, so Carly took some artistic license here in that it’s not apricot and it’s apparently A STOCK, not an ascot”. Anyway, I feel sorry for the guy who paid to learn the secret and now we’ve all figured it our for free!

  10. 1 day ago on Nancy Classics

    1-TOWN TRICKSTER: Hey kid. I heard someone crying for help. They must’ve been buried in an avalanche.

    2-NANCY: DON’T MOVE. I know just what to do!

    3-NANCY: Emergency doc! Gimme your stethoscope and some Benzedrine. I might need all the energy I can get for this. STAT!

    4-TOWN TRICKSTER: HA! I love to make fools of the young and innocent. Makes me feel superior!

    NANCY: That moron thinks he tricked me. I know there was no avalanche. I just added a stethoscope to my toy collection. Who’s the fool now, fool!