Dick Clark or Bill Cullen?
They could add the butter to the sprinkler system, so when it heats up high enough, instead of water, they’ll be sprinkled with butter.
There had been a show years ago (I think it was the X-Files) where someone had an some extreme type of medical condition that caused hair all over the body & face – that people thought he/she was a werewolf.
Jake LaMotta: “I coulda been a contender.”
Apparently he would be Kernel CORNwallis.
Not enough double f or double l letters for Welsh. (In my opinion.)
I just love shopping for shoes / And I can never choose / But the thing that’s not clear / Is how I look in the mirror / And the clothes I always lose.
The peace talks (stalks?) should be held in a corner office.
I’m told that I’m shaped like a pear / But mother said “Don’t despair / Some men are nuts / And like big butts / And some will just want to stare.”
I’m trying to look my best / But I insist on covering my chest / But if you treat me right / And give me a light / I might let you see the rest.