Just wait till a music group of Hermits move in with their leader, Herman. (And then there will be Mrs. Brown moving in with her lovely daughter.)
How about the sound of ocean waves crashing against the rocks. That’s supposed to be soothing.
Mrs. Jenson maybe has a brand new pair of roller skates looking for someone with a brand new key. (And thinks they should get together to try them out.)
Wine is made from grapes. Grapes are fruit and fruit is good for you too.
And land that once had farms – acres and acres of land for growing vegetables for people and animals, is now developed for building houses and apartment buildings.
Too bad there were no VCRs back then – you could have taped them and then maybe there would be no missing episodes.
Don’t forget to remove the giblets and neck from the neck cavity before putting the bird into the oven.
Spilling the ink from the ink well?
How about the Norman Rockwell painting of everyone seated around the table.
Maybe they have their own personal food replicators in their quarters.