I asked a waitress once how hot they had to get the tuna to get it to melt. I got that look.
Someone commented that they were in the gym and saw some idiot on a stationary bike put a bottle of water in the Pringles holder.
I’ll be in the bat room.
MV. M is small, V has to be really big.
That’s my process for finding a misplaced tool or some such. Buy another. Then, try to think of a place to put it where I’ll remember it next time. And put it there. Right next to the old one.
Say Hi to RJ.
Flippity floppity floppity flip
A mouse ran around a Mobius strip.
The strip revolved, the mouse dissolved
In a chromo-dimensional skip.
[By somebody or other a long time ago]
Nope. Use them when I drive my Model T.
He’s saying that he promised to be careful with his soup so she doesn’t need the protective gear.