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1. about 7 hours ago on Bad Machinery

   Maybe she stood to close to a Zambian.

2. about 7 hours ago on Widdershins

   Could be.

3. about 7 hours ago on In Security

   Could be, yep.

4. about 7 hours ago on Bad Machinery

   I’m a Brony – I don’t miss horse references.

   It’s the reason I mentioned Gary the Horse.

   What you did was pretty clever though, I gotta admit.

5. about 7 hours ago on Bad Machinery

   You gain wisdom!

6. about 7 hours ago on Widdershins

   I’ll take the attitude along with the attributes.

   Can’t have one without the other!

   You don’t to be bored do you?

7. about 7 hours ago on In Security

   What about Pascal’s wager?

8. about 7 hours ago on In Security

   She asks me why, I’m just a hairy guy

   I’m hairy noon and night, hair that’s a fright

   I’m hairy high and low, don’t ask me why, Don’t know

   It’s not for lack of bread, like the Grateful Dead

   Darlin’, give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair

   Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen

   Give me down to there hair, shoulder length or longer

   Here, baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy

   Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

   Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair

   Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees

   Give a home to the fleas in my hair

   A home for fleas, (yeah) a hive to bees, (yeah) a nest for birds

   There ain’t no words for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my

   Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

   Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair

   I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy

   Ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming

   Streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka dotted

   Twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied

   Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied

   They’ll be ga ga at the go go when they see me in my toga

   My toga made of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair

   My hair like Jesus wore it, Hallelujah, I adore it

   Hallelujah; Mary loved her son, why don’t my mother love me?

   Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

   Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair.

9. about 7 hours ago on In Security

   At least He has got one…

10. about 7 hours ago on In Security

    Yes sir !!