Big boy now...
Do not tit about with marriage.
Take my word for it.
Post of the month!!
This is the defining moment of their marriage.
Ah, yes… “The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men / Gang aft a-gley.”
No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.
Because cats were once treated as Gods and they have NOT forgotten that.
Too good to be true?
Well, Linton, if you HAD been a member of Naturecraft Folk, you would have known that an animal would chew off its own leg to get out of a trap.
No, its a roast beast.