The carnivorous beast is probably a cat.
Sadly, Newton has already discovered Gravity, so this kid will probably learn nothing new from the incident…
No, it’s pronounced “Peh Dant”.
And just as he gets comfortable and naked in the bed, waiting for Janis, Luddie will leap onto his chest.
I could use that “Why did I come into this room” App, but I have a dumb phone.
Right now, my Siamese kitten is on the back of my chair, leaning against my neck, so I can feel for Earl.
Poor Jeri doesn’t even realize she is being insulted. Insert Blonde joke here. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb. One. But it takes a red head or a brunette to tell her to turn the bulb around and put the skinny end in the socket. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to stand on the table to hold the bulb in the socket, and twelve to rotate the table.
George, George, George of the Jungle, Strong as he can be. Ah Ahhhhh Ah Ah! Watch out for that tree!!!
No, Easter Sunday is when He rose from his tomb. In the morning.
Frog legs. Nuf said.