As if women aren’t constantly showing off theirs in swimwear… (while guys are hiding all their attributes in the baggiest swimwear available… what ever happened to Speedos?)
I once saw a young woman flash one of those as she was getting seated in a large lecture hall just before the class started. She sent those of us already seated behind her into gales of muted laughter. What a way to start off the morning.
Pretty poor plumber if he’s under the same sink every morning. But that Crevase, could be a handy place to pop his toast in. Bet he hikes his pants up after that.
What is the difference between a man and a rooster? One gets up and crows at the crack of dawn, the other gets up at dawn and crows while exposing his crack.
SHIVA almost 4 years ago
Well, he IS a plumber!!!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Married life isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
You can catch a cold from sleeping next to a drafty crack.
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
I know you’re a loving wife, but you have to stop kissing his butt!
iggyman almost 4 years ago
This place has enough cracks as it is!
jreckard almost 4 years ago
Divorce him. Release the crackin’!
Gent almost 4 years ago
Butt he’s such a nice guy.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Butt Cleavage! Oh, so sexy!
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
probably tired of his cheekiness, too…
Pogostiks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
As if women aren’t constantly showing off theirs in swimwear… (while guys are hiding all their attributes in the baggiest swimwear available… what ever happened to Speedos?)
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
She needs "Crack Spackle! Available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yICoZNmTCo
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
I once saw a young woman flash one of those as she was getting seated in a large lecture hall just before the class started. She sent those of us already seated behind her into gales of muted laughter. What a way to start off the morning.
JDP_Huntington Beach almost 4 years ago
Pretty poor plumber if he’s under the same sink every morning. But that Crevase, could be a handy place to pop his toast in. Bet he hikes his pants up after that.
TheWildSow almost 4 years ago
Say No to Crack! Pull up your pants.
jel354 almost 4 years ago
Taking a crack at home repair.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Then you should “end” it here and now….
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
‘crack of Don’
……LOL!….Scott shoots, he SCORES![Traveler] Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Now THAT’S funny
FassEddie almost 4 years ago
Do what I do. Keep a number 2 … pencil in there.
jamestipton222 almost 4 years ago
Tony Orlando got lost…
uniquename almost 4 years ago
Sleep in?
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
She needs to plum the depths of her relationship.
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
Well sweetheart, I’m sure you are a prize in the morning. Did you ever think that he was shooting you a half-as moon? Good morning dear.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Tired of her rear guard actions.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Better than the crack of Don Corleone.
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
A comment you would never hear from a man regarding Dawn Wells.
Impact55 almost 4 years ago
Needs a little plumbers putty in there…
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
What is the difference between a man and a rooster? One gets up and crows at the crack of dawn, the other gets up at dawn and crows while exposing his crack.
ckeagy almost 4 years ago
Hahaha…..This strip is consistently one of the best.
BobbyMal almost 4 years ago
And he says “I’m so tired of waking up at the rack of Dawn”.
BobbyMal almost 4 years ago
Looks like he’s gonna be working on his pipe by himself tonight.
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Don would love waking up to Dawn’s crack… Booby crack!
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
Just wait till he turns the other cheek.
Charlie Tuba almost 4 years ago
It can’t be worse than the tweet of Don!
marilynnbyerly almost 4 years ago
Spend some money on a Duluth long tail shirt and end the butt cracks forever.
ekke almost 4 years ago
Shouldn’t have married a plumber, then, darling.
syzygy47 almost 4 years ago
Lot of wisecracks goin’ on here!
tinstar almost 4 years ago
Butt, he can’t help it.. his pants are too small.
cleokaya almost 4 years ago
And he’s also so cheeky
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Plumb tired, she is.
Homerville Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Tony Orlando had that problem.
codedaddy almost 4 years ago
That was a nasty crack.
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
Step on a crack, break your Mother’s back.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 4 years ago
Getting Married is trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Do professors have “Wise Cracks”?