We don’t need witnesses, we’ve all witnessedhim in all his glorious deception for years. Lock him up!
It’s probably a lifetime supply of “Barfo”.
He’s describing a cat! Not your type Max.
This is an unlikely scenario. If she’s putting away clean dishes, she would put the newly clean forks with the previously clean forks. (Not on top of the knives…or anything else). That said, if she is willingly helping with household chores, I would simply appreciate her intentions.
Barfo is probably a more appropriate name. I make my dog’s food: lean protein, fresh veggies & fruit & brown rice (vitamin supplement on the side). She loves it.
Hopefully they are reusable bags.
I agree! We just let them destroy each other. BTW, I love Mr Bill. “Oh Nooo…”
Didn’t all their craziness start with the “Tea Party”? And isn’t that where Ted Cruz came in?
Are you sure? I think the comma here is appropriate.
My mom used to say “This room looks like it was sent for and couldn’t come.” I have no idea what that means.