Just a dinosaur tryin' to get by in a meteoric shower.
He be a clip on the 11:00 news, unless Nancy Pelosi farts then all bets are off.
Kenny G left him flat
He did say he was from Nawlins
“Happy birthday Mr.Hood, Happy birthday to ya, to make your birthday turn out good, I give this present to you.”
Yes, Shaman Llama Ding Dong Al Paca the Third.
Don’t forget to do Grandpa on your way out.
“I said that’s the biggest durn Iguana I ever saw, and then I shot him.”
“Megan look it’s the pillow guy.”
At first I thought, “That looks like my stomach after I lost weight.” Stand clear Bleeb! The sweet potato is about to fall from his swim trunks.