Just a dinosaur tryin' to get by in a meteoric shower.
Do you count the stripes on a zebra like you count the rings on a tree? Bet you aren’t but then age is just a number.
Maybe Mitzi next door?
AYE? Whats that you say?
United States Postal Service
Thank goodness she didn’t end up like Granny and the ringer. Those mail boxes can be snappy.
Someone has anger-management issues.
Driving for a walk in the woods, looking into my rear view mirror and seeing my hound’s happy face.
Takata air bags!
A distant cousin in the Philippines, Imelda Marcos’ closet