Ever try to throw away a trash can?
Dedicated to the memory of that great jazz musician Big Spider Beck!
But if the sign makers ever go on strike….how would we know?!
Blondie did it. Frazz, too.
But what the heck’s a Shondell?
Well, you know what they say. Those who marry for money usually end up earning it!
Widows can become nuns. Widowers can & do become priests. She might also be a teaching nun of a small class!
Reminds me of this story:
A young teaching nun realizes she’s late for Confession. She runs into the church, bumps into a pew in the dark, slides into the confessional booth at the last second, and slams the door.
Says, “Father forgive me for I have sinned. I have been angry with my children several times…”
The priest interrupts and asks, “And how many children do you have?”
Priest sputters, “Get the h#ll out of here — I could tell you were drunk the minute you entered the church!”
Ahchoo was Dave Chappelle’s character in “Robin Hood: Men in Tights.” He was the son of Isaac Hayes’s character, Asneeze.