Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 30, 2020

Eddie Izzard is awesome! I was lucky enough to see him live on his Wunderbar tour!!!

They should ask Beatrix. She knows what a blizzard is.

Never heard of Eddie Izzard? Go to YouTube and search for “Death Star Canteen”. Even better, “Lego Death Star Canteen”. He didn’t do the Lego bits, just the voice over.

Deep, Goldie. Very deep.

Look at Goldie’s blouse collar. Has she been taking fashion tips from Beatrix?

A massive snowstorm, a giant reptile, a spell-caster, bread pudding and batteries, a charming English comedian, sacrificial milk and bread - whew! My head is spinning! Where will this story actually land??

Goldie, the voice of reason! And jazz paws from Pucky! (Or are those “full stop” paws?) This is a good day. :D

Meanwhile, the blizzard has the Sally Forth gang developing cabin fever:

https://www.comicskingdom.com/sally-forth/2020-01-30

Are we now supposed to pretend that the Lupin/Goldie conflict never happened?

If it doesn’t need to rhyme, then I guess I will not make a joke about gizzards.

Goldie dropped the mike with her mind blowing observation! And I’m loving her fashionable outfit!

Okay, I admit, I laughed at the Eddie Izzard part.

Goldie making her grand entrance. I think she’s pleased with herself. And, she should be.

I love Eddie Izzard! Our birthdays are one day apart.

Look! The back of Lupin’s head! (For all of us BoCH freaks.)

Proving she’s smart. Love it.

Whoa…kitty cat mind blown…like poof, dude!

What a strange looking cat with a loong tail.

https://twitter.com/welcomet0nature/status/1222598283601727488?s=20

Oh what a formidable combo Goldie and Tabitha could be. Apart they are Alpha females but just think how many rings they can run at round the boys as a team!

Puck toe beans!

Not…rhyme? Is that allowed?

side note: last night I purchased the kitty water bubbler. It’s a water bowl that circulates. The pet store says to give it a month before my girls trust it to drink from it. Any one here use one and how long before your cats started using it?

Dun-dun-DUNNNN!

They could also consider vizard and gizzard before giving up on the the rhyming idea.

i live in Iowa and the bread and milk thing is true for some reason when we hear a big winter storm is comming most people buy bread and milk LOL even people who dont eat it or drink it. I am more a survivalist I get Kitty Litter and Toilet paper… hey I can live with out milk but several days in a house with 5 kitties and no fresh litter….

Lizards and wizards and Izzard, oh my!!!

Illuminati intensifies

That girl is sharp!

And in more ways than one!

Agreed, Goldie!

Cat – A Haiku by Annie using a poem generator

“Cheerful wintertime

A beautiful cat dances

at the old blizzard"

lol. Try it yourself at:

https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/haiku/

So, she was wearing just a green robe before, right?

Where do these felines do their clothes shopping? Looking sharp!

OT: Today’s (coupled with yesterday’s) Tavicat could easily take place in the BPH.

Whoa is right, even Lupin is impressed!

Goldie is such a genius.

Ignoring Goldie’s ridiculous hypothesis for a moment let’s see…

Maybe Eddie Izzard is a wizard who caused the blizzard. And he’s an alien Reptilian making him a lizard as well.

There. Solved it.

Lupin’s ‘Whoa’ makes me think of Neo in the first Matrix movie.

Happy Croissant Day! (Why? I’ve no clue why a roll from a triangular piece of sweet bread dough should be so celebrated. Now Crumpet Day, or Cruller Day, or even Bagel Day I could understand.)

So those so inclined (at whatever angle) enjoy (?!?) a quassant today!

Thumbs up for the shout out to Eddie Izzard. Very funny guy and a great turn as Grandpa in 2012 made for tv movie Mockingbird Lane, which was hilarious.

Blizzard is a contraction of “blowing snow in the yard”.

Careful with those Mind-Poofs, Goldie!! They can lead to ‘Fuzzy Thinking’!! :)

…I must say (and I know I’m putting myself in some danger here) that I am a little disappointed in how this strip has been evolving. There is less and less emphasis on the characteristic cat behaviour that Georgia used to focus on, and more and more about the cats as if they are tiny people…Does anybody remember the strip where there was a tiny hole in the wall and all three “reporters” were going to extreme lengths to find out what was in the hole? That kind of cat behavior – the story being an human take on the what the cats were thinking when they are behaving like cats…Does anybody else miss that??…

Not rhyme?

All the time?

How does one

Write poems sublime?

And just like that, Goldie changes the BCN world! :)

It is a complete revelation…… It really does change everything.

im just amazed IT DOESNT HAVE 2 RHYME IM SO SURPRISED OMC I think this a revolutionary discovery d:P

I still think the boys need Beatrix but Goldie is stepping up.

Wait, Lupin isn’t saying anything nasty to Goldie? Maybe there was a successful spider-ring detente.

:o

>^._.^<

Ha! Beatrix is throwing some shade at her silly uncles over on Twitter with today’s broadcast.

It takes a woman in the house.

It’s worse than we thought! The blizzard is in cahoots with jazz chickens!

To quote Professor Farnsworth: “Only things below ten to minus five angstroms rhyme, you dope.”

I think Goldie is the DOCTOR!

Clearly Goldie is gonna be the brains of the operation.

Ooh, Goldie gets a cape-like coat—looks great, Goldie!

My .. mind .. is .. BLOWN!

who’s eddie izzard