She’s a vampire?
Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen.
And feeding her, don’t forget that.
Elvis is happy and relaxed? Not on Lupin’s watch!
Are you a guard bear?
Haven’t seen it but that’s the way to bet.
Phat Cat? Watch out for chipmunks, especially ones wearing clothes.
Are there no-kill shelters in your area?
See Elvis, she’s not about to forget you.