Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    At least you got an answer for your prayer.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Pig, there is an alternative scenario — Congress would love some Ham and Goat Cheese!

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    Robin Harwood  almost 5 years ago

    Seems like good advice from the bunny.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s no ordinary rabbit….

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    Kveldulf  almost 5 years ago

    HBO is now running a BBC miniseries called Years and Years. It is about how the next couple of decades impact a family from Manchester, England.

    Essentially, the Magic Bunny is right.

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    kaffekup   almost 5 years ago

    But what if you do everything right, and believe everything you’re supposed to believe, and still get a deafening silence?

    Obviously you didn’t do it right and deserve eternal damnation.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I pray to the Porcelain God.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    WABBIT SEASON!!

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    everett_r0  almost 5 years ago

    Not comforting maybe, but unlike other deities, honest.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Hope that advice doesn’t make Pig hopping mad!

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Pastis please throw away your bottle of Debbie Downer pills and you will feel a lot better ! …… Croc POwer !

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    No doubt about it, I’ve got to get another hat.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Makes as much sense as praying to some invisible guy in the sky…or to the Flying Spaghetti Monster…

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’ve always thought it would be better if the RABBIT pulled a MAGICIAN out of the hat!

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    … it isn’t the Magic Bunny’s job to make you hoppy…

    …that would be El-ahrairah’s gig…

    …you can’t see a shooting star looking on the ground for pennies…

    …and you can’t find pennies looking up for shooting stars…

    …so how do you win this #$%! game?…

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    walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, it is a White Rabbit.

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    Hare, hare, having a rabbit should be able to provide more luck that that!

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    Pastis – you are such a troll. :)

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 5 years ago

    Okay, geez. Enough of the Nihilism. We get it, we get it. Life sucks, then you die. The world doesn’t care about your happiness and the giant bunny has abandoned all hope.

    Fuhtheluvvagawd, take some Prozac and move on!

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    johndifool  almost 5 years ago

    That’s the rabbit from the Shins video for The Rifle’s Spiral…

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    rugeirn  almost 5 years ago

    “Run for it” must to be the core tenet of bunny religion. What else have they got?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    You can’t put you energy praying to a magic bunny knowing he’ll hippity hop out on you…..

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    Goat  almost 5 years ago

    I pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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    JudyAz  almost 5 years ago

    “Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!”

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Possibly a quote, possibly a paraphrase (from memory):

    “I pray to the four winds”

    “Uhhh. I pray to Crom, but he never listens.”

    “What good is he then?”

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    flying spaghetti monster  almost 5 years ago

    Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.Rocky: Again?Bullwinkle: Presto!Lion: ROAR!!!Bullwinkle: Oops, wrong hat.

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    “When you pray for something, and it’s no go, / Don’t come around with ‘I told you so.’ / You got your answer. The answer was No.” – The Unsinkable Molly Brown: Words and music by Meredith Wilson, book by Richard Morris (1960).

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    OK then, hasenpfeffer tonight.

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    David Rickard Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    El-ahrairah tells it like it is.

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    Mentor397  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll be honest, and it’s probably the pain pills, but when I saw the bunny, I thought it was a Wilford Brimley joke.

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    streetbeater  almost 5 years ago

    If god has a plan, then praying is useless. How arrogant do you have to be to think he would or should alter his plan for you?

    On the other hand, if we have free will, it is useless to pray because he expects you to make up your own mind.

    For those who believe, how you used your free will is most likely to be the evidence that will weigh in the balance on judgment day. Best to live by the Golden Rue while here and not worry about the Kingdom of Heaven until you get there. After all, there may be no there there, but there is a here and now.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    BUNNY!

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    Balakazebus  almost 5 years ago

    Actually pig, you should pray to the real God, Jehovah. It would do you more god than a giant magic bunny would. Jehovah actually cares. But then again, you are an animal and have no connection to God. The best it would do is comfort you and make you feel safe. I pray to God almighty and my whole life is amazing.

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    Seed_drill  almost 5 years ago

    A hat that big and I was expecting Charles Nelson Riley.

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    More to the point: RUN AWAY!!

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Bun-bun helps those who help themselves.

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    grafdog  almost 5 years ago

    Yah know, one might almost begin to get the feeling that Pastis is getting a little cynical on the concept of God… _

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    The BUNNY has spoken!

    Woe! Doom! Despair!

    (We do all trust in the BUNNY, don’t we?)

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    EliWilson  almost 5 years ago

    I like oranges.

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