Embarrassed to admit, that’s how I eat white cheddar popcorn. Otherwise it gets all over your fingers.
I found my wedding ring I’d been missing for almost a month under my shoehorn.
He left out “see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.”
All year and my plants only produced three.
These days? As soon as I was out of elementary school, they stopped monitoring what you got, so half the time I’d buy a Dolly Madison pie and a chocolate milk. In high school in NY they sold Dunkin’ Donuts in the morning. In NC high school, you always had the option of cheap frozen pizza and donuts instead of the grey hamburgers that looked like the surface of the moon.
Back when they still made chocolate babies, I ordered some online, but they got left on a hot porch. The result was . . disturbing.
They can’t get enough here. Last year one dropped dead and another flipped a bus going around a curve too fast. So they’re having to cram the High School and Middle School kids on the same busses. We just picked up our kid, otherwise it was a 90 minute ride home.
Silly Eddy, everyone knows you put molasses on potatoes.
If Dr. Seuss were still alive he’d definitely write about Crocs with Socks.
I rode busses like the one depicted in the 70’s. By the 1980’s highback seats were mandated. That way the bus driver couldn’t see when kids were being punched or engaging in heavy petting.