When pepper spray is not handy…
Time’s fun when you’re having flies!
He worked hard for this moment since he was just a fingerling!
Today your socks, tomorrow the world!
Looking at him, one can only guess!
A little known option on joining a monastery: take the vow of silence and set yourself on ‘vibrate’!
“I swear, Dad, I did not lay a hand on that cookie jar!”
He left out: Christmas Tree Demolition Technician.
They particularly want ‘Killer Queen’ beds!
Beware, aliens – it’s a cookbook!