Obviously, it’s someone who is scary and delicious at the same time.
Not that I’m bitter, but Diet Sunkist used to have one of the highest levels of caffeine annnnnd it was orange! Now, it had hardly any. I have been sad ever since.
I did the same thing for two months when Diet Sunkist cut the amount of caffeine they put in their soda by more’n half. I never thought to look – I just drank more and more soda.
She probably wants to sell him something.
Two dollars at least. Beer isn’t cheap these days.
My parents can’t dig in their backyard anymore. They’re lived there for more than forty years… it’s just one big pet cemetery now.
It’s like the McCoys follow me around or something… Dangit, I’m checking the house for cameras again.
Sounds like the right answer to me. Granted, I don’t really understand new math. It’s less about adding and subtracting numbers and more about figuring out how the numbers feel about being added and subtracted and whether consent was given before multiplying…
This reminds me of this: https://dilbert.com/strip/2003-06-19