To the audience: “If Phoebe were awake, this is the part of the play where she would say, ‘That’s so exciting!’ Phoebe’s understudy is in for a promotion.”
I would like to take a moment to speak to you about constipation. After listening to this gentleman regale us with stories of his wealth and accomplishments I have come to the conclusion that he is full of $&#!.
“Springtime in Paris…My @ss! This guy sitting next to me hasn’t taken a bath since last October and she’s so drugged on Anisette and Woodruff she had “Go” with Toulouse-Lautrec last night! I’ve got to find better friends to talk to…Maybe Van Gogh will lend me an ear?"
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by her used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2496 (July 20, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Strob Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Please reach in and pull me out of here – the painting and the situation.”
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Henri did not have the heart to tell Agnes that the only reason he married her was to get close to her mother.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“And that’s when I told your father he was adopted by owls and, I slept with the whole town, and…”
Papared25 almost 4 years ago
To the audience: “If Phoebe were awake, this is the part of the play where she would say, ‘That’s so exciting!’ Phoebe’s understudy is in for a promotion.”
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
This is a drag! I wish Godot would get here already!
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
listening to an NPR segment and, as jon stewart says, literally wanting to weep from boredom…
DATo almost 4 years ago
I would like to take a moment to speak to you about constipation. After listening to this gentleman regale us with stories of his wealth and accomplishments I have come to the conclusion that he is full of $&#!.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
Just as we’re trying to figure out why the Kardashians are famous, they’re trying to figure out Toulouse-Lautrec.
Egrayjames almost 4 years ago
“Springtime in Paris…My @ss! This guy sitting next to me hasn’t taken a bath since last October and she’s so drugged on Anisette and Woodruff she had “Go” with Toulouse-Lautrec last night! I’ve got to find better friends to talk to…Maybe Van Gogh will lend me an ear?"
thebashfulone almost 4 years ago
“I just know it. He’s going to tell that stupid joke again.”
Buzzworld almost 4 years ago
“No that’s not Johnny Deep, more like Johnny Duhp.”
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
See, a “still life” painting can have people in it.
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
They look like they’re catatonics/ or users of powerful “tonics”/ but you are misled/ they do NOT share a bed/.. they’re all merely hooked on phonics.
J Short almost 4 years ago
Guy: Listen Thelma, I don’t think the cellophane on the face look is going to make it.
MS72 almost 4 years ago
Alimony Times Two!
rmremail almost 4 years ago
The joys of living in the French countryside. Absolutely. Nothing. To do.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Mother said there’d be days like this……
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Polly doesn’t look that amorous.
lagoulou almost 4 years ago
“You talkin’ to me?”
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Double your pleasure, double your fun…
Calvins Brother almost 4 years ago
Marlena was shocked that Henry suggested a 3 some.
rugeirn almost 4 years ago
Bio of the artist. It’s a sad, sad story. https://www.artandobject.com/articles/marie-bracquemond-most-important-impressionist-youve-never-heard
Linguist almost 4 years ago
Another Rose Garden Speach!
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“It’s your turn tonight.” “No, it’s YOUR turn.”
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
“Days of wine and roses”, but without the wine and roses.
Tiger 2 almost 4 years ago
This can’t really be a French painting … the young ladies are wearing clothes!
Another Take almost 4 years ago
“I thought day drinking would be more fun.”
Linguist almost 4 years ago
“Remember when White House briefings used to be informative?”
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
Has he no shame? She is young enough to be his daughter.
That is his daughter.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 4 years ago
On the Terrace at Sèvres:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bracquemond.sevres.jpg
has info and links that point to more info about this painting.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/bracquemond_marie.html
https://www.wikiart.org/en/marie-bracquemond
https://www.clarkart.edu/microsites/women-artists-in-paris/about-the-artists/marie-bracquemond
http://www.artnet.com/artists/marie-bracquemond/
https://spiritedtable.com/blog/2020/4/20/marie-bracquemonda-cautionary-tale-on-picking-the-wrong-husband
http://artsviewer.com/bracquemond-home.html
https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/b/bracquem/biograph.html
https://www.encyclopedia.com/women/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/bracquemond-marie-1840-1916
https://kiamaartgallery.wordpress.com/category/marie-bracquemond/
https://prabook.com/web/marie.bracquemond/3742864
https://mydailyartdisplay.wordpress.com/tag/marie-bracquemond/
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by her used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2496 (July 20, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
prrdh almost 4 years ago
Jacque le Paumée was surprised to find that bringing his wife and mistress together didn’t inspire either of them to suggest a three-way.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s no good trying to convince Marie to wear a proper mask. We’re just going to have to do the shopping ourselves.
mwksix almost 4 years ago
Gee, I wonder who had beans for lunch!?
d1234dick Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Monet hated going on dates with his girlfriend and her mother, never get children that way
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
We have to wait how long before Uber is invented?
Well – they better hurry, the show starts at 9.
JH&Cats almost 4 years ago
Everybody had too much strawberry ice, but I think the artist threw up all over the canvas. Pink everywhere.