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1. about 4 hours ago on That is Priceless

   Tom and Carl, owned a paving company. One day, while they both lamented about not being able to meet chicks, Tom says,“Man, I just came up with an idea.”

2. about 5 hours ago on Tarzan

   Tarzan: Gun? Ha! Real men do it with a knife. Here, hold my beer.

3. about 5 hours ago on Last Kiss

   I was always interested in girls. In kindergarten we had a nap time. I always tried to position myself so I could look up the girls’ dresses.

4. about 5 hours ago on Herman

   He eventually got fired for chiseling.

5. about 5 hours ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   Threshold syndrome.

6. about 5 hours ago on Break of Day

   It’s obviously political; you should have never opened up about being Republican.

7. about 5 hours ago on Andertoons

   …and then there’s that whole sex education thing.

8. about 5 hours ago on Gray Matters

   Why I try to stay away from Craigslist.

9. about 5 hours ago on Gray Matters

   Had a friend who wanted to buy a boat. Over the years, I had owned at least 6 of them, and I had a lift on a deep water canal. I told my friend to join the local boat club, which provided boats and all you had to do was refill the gas tank. He says, but the membership is $3,000 a year. I said trust me. He still thanks me to this day.

10. about 5 hours ago on Edge of Adventure

    It’s not pointed at you, so fire away.