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1. about 9 hours ago on That is Priceless

   After taking the state board examination for chiropractic, two of my classmates and I went to an open bar reception for all the people who took the test. My friends and I had finished the test about 1/2 earlier than the rest, so we were at least 2-3 drinks ahead of everyone else. It wasn’t long till about 75-100 people were in the hotel suite; the crowd noise was very loud. The president of the state association walks in and, says in a very loud voice, “If anybody needs to, they can come cry on my shoulder.” (The test had been long and difficult.) My friend, Hugh, standing next to me says, just as the noise level goes quiet, “How about, I come over and piss on it?” He realizes his blunder, and I and my other friend Jeff just stare straight ahead, acting like someone else must have said it. Moments later, I can sense Jeff starting to shake from trying not to laugh. About 15 seconds later the three of us bust out laughing hysterically. The more we try to stop the worse it gets. Jeff howls, “We’ll never get our licenses now!” , which made us crack up even more.

2. about 9 hours ago on Tarzan

   Dramatic plan; does it involve twisting his arm behind his back, or waterboarding?

3. about 9 hours ago on Break of Day

   You’ll just have to wing it.

4. about 9 hours ago on Bliss

   Shoot the squirrel; sounds like a new slang term.

5. about 9 hours ago on Pooch Cafe

   Hey dudes, drools up!

6. about 9 hours ago on Ballard Street

   …or the trifecta.

7. about 9 hours ago on Ballard Street

   2 more, and she’ll have accomplished her hat trick for the day.

8. about 9 hours ago on C'est la Vie

   …at 68 you renegotiate. -John Mayer

9. about 10 hours ago on Lard's World Peace Tips

   Certainly we are all equal as humans; but I’d have to say Mother Teresa was better than me.

10. about 10 hours ago on Truth Facts

    Which people?