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1. about 16 hours ago on Clay Bennett

   Superb! This should be a prizewinner!

2. 2 days ago on Rudy Park

   Another thing to keep me awake nights. . . .sigh.

3. 3 days ago on Rudy Park

   Why do they shake with their left hands?

4. 6 days ago on Dana Summers

   For democracy.

5. 6 days ago on Ballard Street

   You are showing your age and explaining why, at your age, you still read the comics. As a matter of fact, I guess I resemble that remark.

6. 9 days ago on 1 and Done

   CSI, where the “C” stands for “canine”.

7. 9 days ago on Lug Nuts

   This movie WAS a classic! I will never forget when it premiered in my hometown. Because the movie was silent, there was (obviously) no sound, so the theater owner organized a competition to select the best local “honker” to provide the “sound track”. The winner, a middle aged man with incredibly large nostrils, stood next to the screen and whenever the camera did a close-up on Elmo’s nose, the winner would blow his own nose as a sound effect, to the delight of the crowd. I think the competition was sponsored by the local Five and Dime store, in conjunction with a sale they were having on some off-brand of facial tissue. The winner got a whole case of facial tissue and several long sleeve shirts, thrown in as a kind gesture for those days when he might forget the tissue at home. And the winner got a nickname out of the experience. Yep. I remember ol’ Snotty. I never did learn his real name. We tried to stay out of his range during hay fever season.

8. 9 days ago on That is Priceless

   You need to collect these and publish them. Or come up with a different hook—but something to give you a chance to go wild with limericks and share them with a larger audience. Those are tricky rascals, but you have found the key.

9. 9 days ago on Kliban

   They worked on the ear for quite awhile until they finally realized that the ear uses left handed/reverse thread, just like the lug bolts on the 1960’s era Chryslers. It was an honest mistake.

10. 12 days ago on That is Priceless

    The Amazing Marionettes and their dirty, disgusting, filthy, lice-ridden boid.