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The moment before the costume designer of the movie ‘Predator II’ was fired for lack of originality.
//Puts on Groucho Marx mask\\ If I had calves like you I’d go in the dairy business.
A dolphin can swim faster than Michael Phelps? No, you got to be kidding right? What are they going to astound us with next??!!
Well son, it’s complicated. Six months ago we were Democrats. Now we are Republicans. Six months in the future we might just be canned Spam.
The age-old question: “What was ‘The Thinker’ thinking about?” … Much like Susan, he was trying to remember where he left his clothes.
Hello Nana, it’s me Susan …. Susan …. YOUR GRAND DAUGHTER SUSAN!!! Yes, Nana. Now listen, did anyone drop off some shoes at the house? SHOES NANA, NOT NEWS, (((SHOES))), MY SHOES. I’m at work and I can’t find ….. SUSAN, YOUR GRAND DAUGH … oh screw it ///hangs up///
Now where in the hell did I leave my shoes?
Am I seeing things or does the other one look aroused?
After hearing about the Trojan Horse the barbarians weren’t taking any chances.
Very first speech ever at what is now known as ‘Speaker’s Corner’, which centered on the topic, “Why recruits should never make passes at the general’s daughter”.