The Man just has to remember not to jump up and shout “YESSSS!” when he completes a level, or he’ll have to change his name to “Claude Badly.”
It wouldn’t skritch them between video game levels.
Did The Man fall for the Snuggies craze? (As seen on TV!)
“I am not a man, silly boy”
“I’m not in the street!” (Monty Python)
Make sure you don’t punch any airholes in the transport jar!
She’s on a higher plane.
“…AND the horse you rode in on!”
Best euphemism of 2019 so far!