Looks like Santa’s Christmas spirit is Bourbon.
“Um, Clayton you’re real world is a cartoon. Carry on we’ll start fresh on Monday”
It’s just below the dirt line.
Mother: “the nose isn’t right.”
1st boy: “give her some boobies, hehe”
2nd boy: “can I go play?”
Stephen Douglas taking a dump in Abe Lincoln’s top hat.
Doctor: “Ok, let’s start with a breast examination. Oh good you have your urine sample”
“They’re called "Cylindricals now instead of “Cubicals.”
“If he tries to give me one more Wet Willie, I’m cutting his hand off”
Thanks, I was wondering.