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1. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

   … and here is the 121st person that thinks he is witty. Remember to act like this is the first time I have heard it!

2. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

   Some comments from the 12/18/2018 posts …

   Strob: “Here, you dropped this, but it must be broken; all it does is vibrate.”

   Call me Ishmael: “Thank heaven ! I’d been forced to resort to my electric toothbrush !”

   Funny_Ha_Ha: Dude … that’s not how you hold a neuralyzer so you ain’t men in black. Not a light-saber so no Star Wars. Not shaped like a phasor so not a trekker. You are obviously not holding a marital aid. This must be a summons or a Valentines card.

   Knightman: Here’s your stick that was up your……!!!

   J Short: Tom tries to threaten Josephine with a piece of old celery.

   Anya57: Harrison couldn’t bear to let go of the remote, even When nature called.

   Call me Ishmael: “I’m afraid this is our last meeting, Griselda. Amazon has replaced me with a delivery drone.”

   d1234dick: mother alice snuck off with her son to help him smoke his joint

   Papared25: “Charles, I’m glad you like my eyes. By the way, they’re up here.”

3. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

   It is customary to tip after a Jarabe Tapatio!

4. 3 days ago on That is Priceless

   Diligently following the exercise instructions for one handed head pushes.

5. 5 days ago on That is Priceless

   Do you buy your clothes at the same place as the emperor?

6. 8 days ago on That is Priceless

   Before basketball, there were still “shirts” vs “skins” games.

7. 8 days ago on That is Priceless

   It is only recently that the saying is “a penny for your thoughts”. Earlier, it was “a penny … for something else”.

8. 8 days ago on That is Priceless

   I see Wolowitz pulled a coin from her ear … again.

9. 9 days ago on That is Priceless

   Part 2 of 7/13/20 comments:

   syzygy47: What happens when the video technician forgets to turn off the suspect pixellation button.

   Buzzworld: “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how can we face the facts if we have no faces?”

   Another Take: Artist taking the “Justice Is Blind” trope a little too far.

   Bookworm: The result of a paint-by-number panel done by someone who felt the details were just too tiny to try and paint in.

   Call me Ishmael: Depiction of the legal system fading into insignificance.

   Call me Ishmael: The defendant’s a murderous brute / but the “President” thinks he’s “cute” / hence the Jury’s decision / is met with derision / and a pardon renders it moot !

   Stone’s a crook, and he always has been/ and there seems no way he can win/ but it all goes away/ at the end of the day/ when a much bigger crook weighs in.

   Rev Phnk Ey: OK, I understand everything that is going on except why is that guy zipping up his pants during closing argument?

   rugelrn: links are no longer allowed. Use your favorite internet browser and search “Courtroom reunion honors Thomas Hart Benton painting”.

   PoodleGroomer: Legal artist sketches from the Witless Protection Program.

   MissScarlet: Anyone lose a purple leg?

   cheap_day_return: They all have that blank look on their face ….

10. 9 days ago on That is Priceless

    Some of the comments from the 7/13/20 post:

    rmremail: I have nothing to say – This painting has no sex or violence

    Call me Ishmael: Don’t forget gluttony sloth and avarice …

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    Strob: In the classic Far Side where the bandit on horseback had his bandana tied around his eyes, “This can’t be right – I can hear the train, but I can’t see a blamed thing!”

    Papared25: Further proof that Tommy Benton skipped class the day they taught facial features in Art 101.

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    Kind&Kinder: Unfortunately, they all left their faces in a jar by the door.

    Charliegirl: They were SUPPOSED to leave their phones!

    Kind&Kinder: They’re very lonely people; they can’t get along without their phones!

    Carolyn Saunders: Nothing like a Beatles lyric to provide an earworm for the day

    jmcenanly: Where do they all come from?

    Another Take: Father McKenzie on trial for murder and disposal of a corpse.

    Call me Ishmael: You say the door’s ajar? I left my hearing aids in the car …

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    gopher gofer: this must be the japanese porn version – the original isn’t blurred out …

    http s : / / art . nelson-atkins . org / objects / 1317 / trial-by-jury

    Egrayjames: “Mask On … Mask Off”

    DATo: “TOMMY!!! This is a picture of what our ‘American Courtroom Action Figure Diorama’ looked like before you played with it and now you have returned it with all but two of the dolls NAKED!!! What is the meaning of this?” – Day School Teacher … “Oh, the two with the clothes still on are the lawyers.” – Tommy

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