Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    Goat won’t tell you why; he’s in on it with Pig.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  6 months ago

    DANG!!!! PIG has too easy a “tell,” in RAT’S “eyes,” ya know, for PIG’S “plot” to kill RAT!!!! Dan aka…

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    I noticed that the green mug suddenly disappeared; what’s Pig planning to do with it?

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    Gent  6 months ago

    If Pig was Cat then he sure want to kill you and eat you.

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    Wilde Bill  6 months ago

    Because everyone else is.

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    danketaz Premium Member 6 months ago

    He wants your parking space.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Either Pig was standing on the bar stool or he’s got helluva set of legs.

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    hariseldon59  6 months ago

    Check out the strip from June 23, 2004, where Pig tries to rub out Rat with an eraser. Pig’s been plotting this for a long time.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Why wouldn’t he?

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    Rat, let me introduce you to this product from the Victor Corporation…

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    B UTTONS  6 months ago

    Pig plotting? Pig is a follower.

    Pig is making sure Goat’s plot is underway to deliver Rat to the Crocs.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 6 months ago

    Was that a rhetorical question, Rat?

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    John Smith  6 months ago

    WHY?!? It’s going to take a while to make that list

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    BirdyNumNum  6 months ago

    From the movie: The Chronicles Of Piggick – “I’ll kill you with my tea cup”.

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    MayCauseBurns  6 months ago

    Even paranoids have enemies.

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Knowing Pig is such a good guy, he only would kill you Rat with bad jokes!

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    Maybe it’s because you’re a narcissistic pinhead who has nothing better to do except for putting people down?

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    Croc Holliday  6 months ago

    Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

    Out ta get me – Guns N’ Roses

    Possibly the greatest song about paranoia ever. :)

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    SquidGamerGal  6 months ago

    Do you want the list in alphabetical or chronological order?

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    eladee AKA Wally  6 months ago

    I had a friend like this. She finally decided she could no longer by around me since I was a terrible and unsupportive friend to her.

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    He’s plotting to kill you because he’s quite suspicious of you!

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    royq27  6 months ago

    Are you paranoid if someone is out to get you?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    In the second panel, Pig was obviously taking about Rat and Our Be❤️ed Count.

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    SteveR405  6 months ago

    I worked and retired from a company whose motto was “Only the Paranoid Survive”. I worked on some really fun projects, but the company’s culture was a little too intense.

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Everyone must do his part to improve the world.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    Eek, the Paranoids are also after Rat.

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    CaveCat87  6 months ago

    You’ve just proven your own point, Rat, you need to learn to lighten up.

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    uthor  6 months ago

    So, Pig knows that Rat is exactly as suspicious as he should be? What is Pig plotting?!

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    markmoss1  6 months ago

    Not everyone wants to kill rats. Some want to put them in cages: My Dad, the Biologist, for experiments. My daughter to feed her snakes.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  6 months ago

    Nah,Pig isn’t. Guard Duck is.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Rat heard what he wanted to hear, but yet is leary of pigs statement! LOL

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    If you want my answer to that, Rat, I made a list.

    Inhales deeply

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    “Nobody pays any attention to me, except for those guys always following me”

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    ekke  6 months ago

    Well, for a first reason, you’re Rat.

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    Scott S  6 months ago

    Who says I’m paranoid?! Who?! Who’s saying that about me?!

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Look in the mirror for your answer….

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    B UTTONS  6 months ago

    No. I think you’re great just as you are.

    If you are Rat, I think you’re great just as you are. Really, I think you’re great just as you are.

    If you are not Rat, please delete and contact the sender. This is a recording.

    ~ signed Google Ads.

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    Saurischia Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sorry, Rat, but that would be totally out of character for Pig. Surely you know him better than that?

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 6 months ago

    Pig is plotting to hasten Rat’s death by encouraging him to keep his rotten habits.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  6 months ago

    Did Pig not understand the question?

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Maybe Rat is not paranoid-delusional. Maybe Pig is plotting a bigger and better Mousetrap!

    Uh-huh.

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    alantain  4 months ago

    I learned long ago not to be suspicious of everyone around me. Now, I’m just supicious of most of them.

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