Acme earthquake pills do not work on roadrunners.
Technically it’s her dad’s house, not Tiffany’s.
You should have seen those guys.
Interestingly enough their girlfriends were about half their age & looked like the bikini models in Italian Vogue.
Drop for drop the venom from a black widow is more potent than that of a rattlesnake.
Removing the cover from my grill I found one had taken up residence inside.
I squirted lighter fluid on the web & dropped a match on it. Problem solved!
How wonderful is life when you’re 6 years old. While downsizing, planned obsolescence, creeping obesity, etc. are all still meaningless concepts.
@asrialfeeple No! They’re in imminent danger of melting!
Don’t just stand there! Grab a spoon & some chocolate syrup!
Not on a bear. Or on a wolverine. Or on those guys.
Yes, those are the ones.
And Speedo does make make swimtrunks & board-shorts. I have a couple myself.
The compressor on the RVAC unit went out! Quick! We need to eat all this ice cream before it melts all over the service bay!