I’m waiting for when he offers Charlie Brown a piece of candy he had in his pocket.
It’s actually “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”
Last Christmas I gave her a ticket home to Momma.
She kept threatening to use it, and she finally did today.
When I took her to the station, I didn’t kiss her good-bye,
But I kissed the bus for hauling her away!
A downside to cash-only is that towards the end of the business day you become very susceptible to armed robbery.
And today in New Orleans there is much wailing & gnashing of teeth!
“All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.” – C.O.P.S announcer.
SNL’s Point/Counterpoint. “Dan, you knuckle-dragging Neanderthal!” “Jane, you ignorant sl*t!”
If Andy were better at picking horses maybe he wouldn’t need a job!
“At his last workout Sparkplug was timed with a calendar instead of a stopwatch.”
By doing one we can learn to do the other.
B&W, also very grainy.
Not surprising as it was coming from some 250,000 miles distant!