Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 20, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 2 years ago

    Looks fishy to me

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 2 years ago

    Isn’t this the diner on the bay?

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    You have to admire her flexibility.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I know her name: Madison.

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    wallylm  almost 2 years ago

    (Take it, Sebastian!) Arctic gets hotter, ice becomes water, oceans go higher, coasts become dire, inland waters flow, as our cities go, Under the Sea!

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    Kracklin Rosie - “Tolo Dan Nan Galad” Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Climate change has been happening about 3.5 billion years. Current geological rise in the oceans has been going on for the last 20,000 years since the end of the last glaciation. There was dramatic increase for about 10-12 thousand years then it slowed. The rise has been slow but steady for about 8,000 years and has not increased significantly in recent times. Do a search for sunken cities.

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    The Mayor of New York City saw the water rising and he panicked. The Mayor of San Francisco saw the water rising and she panicked. The Mayor of New Orleans saw the fish swimming by his desk and said “My, it surely is humid today!”

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Ask her her maiden name.

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    dadoctah  almost 2 years ago

    She signed a lucrative contract to pose for Starbucks ads.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Sometimes climate change doesn’t look all that bad.

    Sometimes she even looks kind of nice.

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    Isenthor1978  almost 2 years ago

    Climate change will be ruled unconstitutional by a trumpet anointed federal district judge.

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    I must say, she’s not the littlest mermaid I’ve seen.

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    Say What? Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    One might expect her to feel like a fish out of water, but this is clearly not the case.

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    c141starlifter  almost 2 years ago

    What’s so strange about sitting in a bar and seeing a mermaid after three or four drinks? Then after a few more ask “Wanna Dance?”

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 2 years ago

    Ya know, the last time i saw a merperson in a bar, it was a Merman and it was down in the Keys. Some guy named Stonebender owned the place. Weirdest bar i ever hung out at. This girl kept popping in and out of sight, without apparently moving, a cat came in through the wall, and I swear I heard a German Shepherd (a dog, not a sheepherder from Germany) debating with a woman about the merits of interspecies relationships.

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    JohnCL  almost 2 years ago

    “Swim here often?”

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    unfair.de  almost 2 years ago

    As long as stepping down from that stool doesn’t make your feet wet you may just as well order another beer. And maybe order a Bud Light or similar water for the fluke… lady.

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    Wirepuncher   almost 2 years ago

    One of them is thinking about “tail”.

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    Free or Not? Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The rate of sea level change has not changed over millenia. There is no man made impact causing sea levels to rise any faster than they already were. Florida was largely underwater in previous interglacial periods (in between ice ages). Florida was markedly wider during ice ages. We are about 19,000 years since our last ice age ended. Hence we have some rising sea levels. But making making “decarbonize” the economy won’t help that. It will help enslave man and create more poverty death and destruction however. It will also create an even more powerful elite .

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    Obviously, not a bar in Florida where “climate change,” “global warming,” “gay” and “slavery” are forbidden speech.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I had a dream about a mermaid once. It was a truly wet dream. Napping in a wading pool is rarely a good idea.

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    Prey  almost 2 years ago

    Wonder if the line “Come up to my Plaice” would work?

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    Nala the Great  almost 2 years ago

    She drinks bottled water?!

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    hollisson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I wouldn’t be worrying about climate change. I’d be worrying about what the bartender slipped into my drink. Nice hallucination, though.

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    gmu328  almost 2 years ago

    if she’s from the sea, she’ll probably want sea water, but then again, maybe non-sea water is alcoholic to their system

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    Amra Leo  almost 2 years ago

    Southeastern Colorado ties the record today for the most “Red Flag” days in a row, 16, with more to come.

    “Climate change has been going on for a long time, and humans don’t have anything to do with it.”

    Sure…

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    David P. McLaughlin  almost 2 years ago

    BS! Look at a 1920 picture of the Statue of Liberty and the water level around it compared to a 2020 picture of it!

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    Lenavid  almost 2 years ago

    Something puzzles me. I know Climate Change is real. But, if the situation is as dire as the elitists are proclaiming, why do they continue buying expensive seafront properties and flying around the world on carbon-heavy personal jets?

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    timinwsac Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A mermaid sitting next to me at a bar? I think I would be more intrigued than alarmed.

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    “Because it seems to be affecting my vision.”

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    jconnors3954  almost 2 years ago

    I’m thinking I want what they’re drinking.

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    jader3rd  almost 2 years ago

    This is the first time I have started to consider sea level rise to be a good thing.

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    preacherman  almost 2 years ago

    If this is the result of rising sea levels, bring it on.

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    Will E. Makeit Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    so the mermaid is good to forgo the ocean for land…

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    TonysSon  almost 2 years ago

    She’s a lobbyist for the seafood corporations. (♫ Ask any mermaid you happen to see…♪♪)

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    n4hhe  almost 2 years ago

    I’m for anything that results in more mermaids!

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    anomaly  almost 2 years ago

    You’re just going to blow all your money buying her drinks. She drinks like a fish.

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    Darth Nefarius  almost 2 years ago

    Topless Bar?!?

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    With my luck, the ugly mermaids will wash up in my town

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    Viktor Sirin  almost 2 years ago

    A YouTube video, entitled:

    “Are prominent environmentalists buying beachside properties?”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deVkQB6jb7g

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Is this guy perchance named Milt?

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    locake  almost 2 years ago

    Mermaids do not exist, so I’m not sure what this comic means.

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    john_chubb  almost 2 years ago

    No, no – as we all know, mermaids transform into two-legged maidens when they are on land.

    And they are always looking for a good stiff drink.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Score.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 2 years ago

    40 years ago we worried about California falling into the ocean. Now we worry that rising ocean levels will drown flat coastal areas like Florida.

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    Mr.doom  almost 2 years ago

    Tell that to all the climate change elitists who purchase mansions near the beach.

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    Ikesmum   almost 2 years ago

    I bet she’s waiting for Captain Eddie.

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    Mediatech  almost 2 years ago

    Well if you can’t stop climate change you might as well cash in. I’ve got a plan to open a chain of sunbathing resorts on Hudson Bay.

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    gozar  almost 2 years ago

    “Oh, why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?” Phillip J. Fry

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    morgankhat  almost 2 years ago

    The sea level has been rising for centuries. So what else is new?

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 2 years ago

    Time to get some tail.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 2 years ago

    She looks like a fish out of water …

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    Viktor Sirin  almost 2 years ago

    Hmmm … actual scientists and peer reviewed studies, or some rando with just their assertions …

    Which one is based in reality?

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    donut reply  almost 2 years ago

    Wow! Looks like she drinks like a fish!

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