That’s a weapons grade ego.
He should try a tegu. If he likes it then he can help reduce a problem from another invasive species.
I would really like to see Gunther dance Gangnam Style.
Have you ever actually TRIED to hit a golf ball two or three hundred yards straight down the middle of a fairway?
I like a slice of bacon in my hotdog.
Bacon — proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Just this morning I added bacon fat to my grits. YUMMMMMMM!
After that combination, you’d better know where your towel is, ‘cause you’ll need it to clean up the puke.
If he drinks a cup of coffee at the same time every day, he will notice in about an hour. Experience talking.
Sometimes my mind wanders so far I lose it completely.