Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 03, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 2 years ago

    To have future generations you have to introduce . . . . AW never mind, That’s the end of paradise

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 2 years ago

    Wiley, this one is going to stir up a lot of trouble with a certain gender

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    marilynnbyerly  about 2 years ago

    So, the Wiley bear invited pizza? Cool.

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    Cactus-Pete  about 2 years ago

    While Adam was in Eden, there were already a bunch of people in the world. It’s right there in the first chapter.

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    A Beer Crane and a Beer Buffalo. Those were the good ole days.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 2 years ago

    OK, who’s brewing the beer?

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    JosephShriver  about 2 years ago

    (Snark) Mrs Almighty convences Mr Almighty to create woman to torcher man (/snark). I think I did that right…

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He needs an Eve to pick up the pizza boxes while he puts“Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed” (by Kinky Friedman) on the stereo.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Next thing you know and they will be saying that it was Paradise until women were invented.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 2 years ago

    Men won’t know what to do with senior management when she gets there.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Is that a Meta logo on the Big Guy’s laptop? Man, what a sellout!

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    nicka93  about 2 years ago

    It’s all one sided, women only play the helpless damsel card when they want something.

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The downside with no women (in this scenario) is that there are no future generations.

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    jmarkoff2  about 2 years ago

    It’s possible that early versions of the myth gave YHWH a wife named Asherah.

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    unfair.de  about 2 years ago

    One thing about infinity is that it is never finished.

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    OldsVistaCruiser  about 2 years ago

    I’m surprised that no one has noticed the 2018 copyright date!

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    _lounger_  about 2 years ago

    I always loved Wiley’s bears but I have to say I’m fascinated by that big cat on the tree

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 2 years ago

    I know, make him a female person, then all his troubles will be over/started. We’ve all had to do it …

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    c141starlifter  about 2 years ago

    A few years back I posted the following in one of Wiley’s strips, Eve is going to show up and say, “Put a leaf over that thing”.

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    c141starlifter  about 2 years ago

    Also, were the Keg and Tap the first two inventions?

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    franki_g  about 2 years ago

    I’m pretty sure women wouldn’t mind an Eden with pizza and beer, if it didnt’ make us fat OR, if fat was considered the height of good taste and sexiness.

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    moosemin  about 2 years ago

    Wiley has his facts wrong. The Almighty created Woman to be a companion to Adam, and see to his emotional needs. After a while, The Almighty saw that Woman required constant, high maintenance, and was often a source of fear & anxiety to Adam. So, THEN The Almighty went back to the drawing board and created DOG.

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    MS72  about 2 years ago

    Wiley is talking about creation BEFORE Genesis 2:18, “ The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.’”

    All the sin you guys are talking about happened afterwards. We celebrate Easter in a couple weeks. Jesus Christ came (remember Xmas?) and died to save us from our sins. The sin question has been settled. What you do with it is the big question. Will you believe and follow Him?

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    Bacon. They forgot to mention bacon.

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    I like the Mr. and Mrs. Almighty.

    Maybe that’s why God was able to create the world in 6 days with time off for golf on the 7th day. Mrs. Almighty was nagging him to get his chores done.

    I don’t think that’s the way the taught it to me in Sunday School.

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    smartty cat  about 2 years ago

    This being the relative passive phase without the female of the species, but the human race is replete with a far more deadly phase whether it’s killing the rest of the living creatures on earth or killing governments, democratic governments or simply brothers as in Caine and Able… All those loners who tried to overthrow our government Jan. 6 or Putin trying to gobble up Ukraine were and are males without women. Granted there are a few women in the ranks but not enough to make a generalization.

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    librarylady59  about 2 years ago

    Elderly woman here. This cartoon doesn’t bother me at all. Most women know what’s what.

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    Add a house cat, just to give the guy a little experience in the unfathomable. Then women will assimilate more easily.

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    Free or Not? Premium Member about 2 years ago

    #1. There is no “Mrs. God”. There is only the Triune God: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. There is the Blessed mother who we venerate, but she is not divine.

    #2. This should send a message to al the transgender advocates out there. You can’t have children if you do not have the union of a biological man and a biological woman. The use of science to subvert this union is a sin and breaks the natural law that brings a man and woman together in marriage. The S3xual faculty is met for marriage only between a man and a woman as both a unitive act of love and for procreation.

    Thanks Wiley for pointing out how important true natural marriage is and pointing out that all other man made constructs violate natural law and destroy civilization. I am sure that is what you meant.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 2 years ago

    YAY!!! PIZZA BEAR!!! YAY!!!

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    actually, the Jewish Kabbalah divides God into 11 beings, including father & son & mother & daughter

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    Viktor Sirin  about 2 years ago

    Someone wrote:

    “There is only the Triune God”

    Prove it, would be my response.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Remember, MAN created “God” in his own image…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Lots of people think things through, the trouble is they think it through to the wrong conclusion. I mean really, earth started with dinosaurs and here we are.

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    pheets  about 2 years ago

    We really ARE nothing but works in progress..

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    xeacons  about 2 years ago

    This is why God was smart enough to never marry.

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    MitchellTimin  about 2 years ago

    This is good, one of his best!

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    Paradise was lost as soon as thinking was added to the cocktail of life.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It was still paradise with Eve, until some fruit said something’s not right.

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    Jml58  about 2 years ago

    I consider my relationship with God to be a private matter between me and Her.

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    schaefer jim  about 2 years ago

    I am ready for mortal combat with the females!

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    Eric S   about 2 years ago

    the only Mrs Almighty is the Bride of Christ.

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    ehselin1967  about 2 years ago

    Love it!

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    leemorse9777  about 2 years ago

    Just to throw fuel on the fire. Up until the 10th , 11th century, I forget the exact time, there were established, accepted ceremonies, Catholic church, for same sex marriage and for the right reason, suicide was acceptable. Look it up.

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I would love to see Mrs. Almighty’s version of Eden! Mr. Miller?

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    mitchel.farr  about 2 years ago

    Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.

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    Bwingblue1  about 2 years ago

    I can see the end of this arc is coming soon. Mrs. almighty will insist on introducing Eve, and the B.E. label will no longer apply…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 2 years ago

    ADAM WITHOUT LILITH

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    russb53  about 2 years ago

    I noticed her halo is held up with a wire. His is not…

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    paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago

    So many people are going off-topic here, since much of the commentary from both the religious and non-religious is related to their view of our universe. This comic strip, of course, takes place in a separate universe, whose Creator is Wiley.

    But in our universe, it’s always fun to see what’s being said on comics like this. As a Jewish atheist, of course no one will be surprised that I side with the non-religious point of view. But I try to be open-minded, by which I mean I don’t generally have a problem with anyone’s religious beliefs, for whatever benefit it provides to them.

    My only beef is with those who try to impose their belief on all those who don’t believe as they do, in the mistaken idea that theirs is the one and only true belief.

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    Stat_man99  about 2 years ago

    Blasphemy has no place in the comics. Heck, if this was about Muhammed, Wiley would be meaked for death.

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    JenSolo02  about 2 years ago

    Is she Lilleth?

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    Viktor Sirin  about 2 years ago

    I know the quote about religion being an opiate and all that, but boy. Some of the comments and venom coming from the religion of peace…

    Makes me question the strength of todays’ opiates.

    Or maybe just a lot of them are off their meds.

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    God particle  about 2 years ago

    Which one? There are dozens today!

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    Timothy Madigan Premium Member about 2 years ago

    no endgame needed – immortality doesn’t need an end.

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