Don´t bother on my account.
The speed of dark is slightly faster than the speed of light since dark can always get out of the way of light.
A Pale Blue Dot.
If you want it “Just right”, ask Goldilocks.
No starbucks? That is the road I take.
He could write vogon poetry.
Hire more masochists.
The duck needs a “Seeing eye dog”.
As long as it isn´t a honey badger.
What if you sleep in your birthday suit?
Don´t bother on my account.