I remember talking to my scripture class – “What’s an ark?” and someone said “It’s a great big curve …” No, ark not arc – it’s a container, nothing more, nothing less. I love the cats.
Hokay, if Noah was in France, he’d have built the Arche de Triomphe. America, it’d’ve been Golden Arches. Japan, shaped like a torii gate. Canada, an inukshuk. (Work with me people…)
As someone who has worked on both sides of specifying requirements for programmers, I like this one.
I wrote a payroll program for my wife’s business. Then I saw her run it and then she got out the adding machine and started totaling the numbers. I told her, “You know I can get the computer to do that for you.” I was literally in bed with my customer and I still missed a requirement.
Non Sequitur is available in strip and panel format. When the Seattle PI discovered this, they switched to panel and shrunk it to the size of a postage stamp. Normally single panel strips have extra stuff off to the sides to cut to turn it into a tall panel, but I wonder for this panel if you can see the giraffes.
Seams as plausible as the myth of Noah and the ark. The ark wouldn’t have been big enough for all of the insects and spiders, let alone the other animals.
Given the extraordinary wealth of carpentry details in the original story, it’s hard to imagine anyone getting it wrong….
And why does everyone show a ship being built rather then the box or chest YHWH so clearly describes? In the Mesopotamian Gilgamesh story the Noah tale was copied from, the god Enki or Ea tells Utnapishtim to build giant box or cube to be called Preserver of Life. It was 200 feet in length, width and height, with a floor-space of one acre.
YHWH tells Noah:
“Make yourself an ark of gopherwood; make rooms in the ark [in Biblical Hebrew box, case, chest, crate], and cover it inside and outside with pitch. And this is how you shall make it: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, its width fifty cubits, and its height thirty cubits." — Genesis 6:14-15
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Umm, God, wouldn’t it be easier if you just converted this into a star gate and everybody just walks through?
Just sayin’…
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Save it for St. Louis.
Dtroutma over 4 years ago
How many can fit on the arch. Is that Paulie?
wiatr over 4 years ago
“Noah, how long can you tread water?”
keenanthelibrarian over 4 years ago
I remember talking to my scripture class – “What’s an ark?” and someone said “It’s a great big curve …” No, ark not arc – it’s a container, nothing more, nothing less. I love the cats.
eastern.woods.metal over 4 years ago
Just paint it yellow
wallylm over 4 years ago
Hokay, if Noah was in France, he’d have built the Arche de Triomphe. America, it’d’ve been Golden Arches. Japan, shaped like a torii gate. Canada, an inukshuk. (Work with me people…)
Watcher over 4 years ago
And the Wiley animals win hands down. You’ve been replaced God.
electricshadow Premium Member over 4 years ago
This is what happens when you trust a 600-year-old man to hear your instructions.
Bilan over 4 years ago
That’s where it all went south, he brought two Wiley Bears along.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
I guess arc welding hadn’t been invented yet.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Everyone interprets differently…..lol
Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago
YAY!!!! Wiley Bears!! YAY!!!!
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Noah gets an idea for a fast way to deal with all that spare meat.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 4 years ago
The Almighty: “And you better pick up the pace. You have less than a month before I reboot this world”.
dot-the-I over 4 years ago
NOAH: “Just reminding you about the rainbow at the other end of this story.”
DanFlak over 4 years ago
As someone who has worked on both sides of specifying requirements for programmers, I like this one.
I wrote a payroll program for my wife’s business. Then I saw her run it and then she got out the adding machine and started totaling the numbers. I told her, “You know I can get the computer to do that for you.” I was literally in bed with my customer and I still missed a requirement.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
41 days and counting
thelordthygod666 over 4 years ago
Darn spellcheck.
1953Baby over 4 years ago
I prefer the version with four elephants balancing the flat world standing on the back of the giant turtle A’tuin swimming through space.
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
I only see one monkey, and he’s on lookout, must be some monkey business going on.
rugeirn over 4 years ago
Zhoo-bah. Zhoo-bah. Zhoo-bah. Ding!
zzeek over 4 years ago
Wiley on vacation? The is a rerun of an old one. Still good.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
All orders and requests must be detailed and written. No verbal orders or requests will be accepted.
squireobrien over 4 years ago
It’s not 300 cubits long, for one thing.
KEA over 4 years ago
I keep saying… spelling counts.
Ermine Notyours over 4 years ago
Non Sequitur is available in strip and panel format. When the Seattle PI discovered this, they switched to panel and shrunk it to the size of a postage stamp. Normally single panel strips have extra stuff off to the sides to cut to turn it into a tall panel, but I wonder for this panel if you can see the giraffes.
Linguist over 4 years ago
" O.K. God, just one question… What the hell’s a cubit ? "
Kurtass Premium Member over 4 years ago
Seams as plausible as the myth of Noah and the ark. The ark wouldn’t have been big enough for all of the insects and spiders, let alone the other animals.
timbob2313 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I still like the old Bill Cosby comedy bit on one of his comedy records about conversations between God and Noah. Still funny after all these years
yimhere over 4 years ago
Noah probably was not clear about the whole cubit thing?
1JennyJenkins over 4 years ago
Noah’s response: “There you go with the homonyms…”
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But I don’t know if it was it the same in that ancient language?
Phydeux over 4 years ago
That’s the first rib of the ark, he’s building it upside down.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
Noah, a good man but dumb as dirt.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Why does God talk in riddles? He/She is God after all.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Communications between Engineers and Developers has not improved.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
With Wiley Bears, all those animals are just snacks!
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Its not a soft “ch.” It’s a “k.”
macaddicted over 4 years ago
Who’s going to fix the DHD?
devildog64 over 4 years ago
Unfortunately, I hired a handyman like him a while back.
Donald Heller over 4 years ago
Should have sent an arkangel instead of an archangel.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Imagine if God had a New Englandah accent… Noah might have heard “Builld an Awk”…
I guess that would have made him an Awkwright… instead of an Arkwright… or Arcwright in this case.
And with the Awk in his care, he might be Awkward…
yipp_eeee over 4 years ago
I still wanna know how he found two polar bears in the mideast.
sperry532 over 4 years ago
Well, it IS an arc!
erniejpdx over 4 years ago
Given the extraordinary wealth of carpentry details in the original story, it’s hard to imagine anyone getting it wrong….
And why does everyone show a ship being built rather then the box or chest YHWH so clearly describes? In the Mesopotamian Gilgamesh story the Noah tale was copied from, the god Enki or Ea tells Utnapishtim to build giant box or cube to be called Preserver of Life. It was 200 feet in length, width and height, with a floor-space of one acre.
YHWH tells Noah:
“Make yourself an ark of gopherwood; make rooms in the ark [in Biblical Hebrew box, case, chest, crate], and cover it inside and outside with pitch. And this is how you shall make it: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, its width fifty cubits, and its height thirty cubits." — Genesis 6:14-15
And what the hell is gopherwood, anyway? :-)
meowlin over 4 years ago
v√VVOOPahhh…v√VVOOPahhh…v√VVOOPahhh…
bakana over 4 years ago
Noah tried to Cheat on the Construction Budget.
No wonder there wasn’t room for the Unicorns & Dinosaurs.
SeanNelson over 4 years ago
Noah’s arch TBH sounds more believable IMHO
liberalnlovinit over 4 years ago
Oh. I thought that it was Noah’s Stargate.
keenanthelibrarian over 4 years ago
Notice – only one monkey.
JasonBall over 4 years ago
One of my favorites ever. I still have it cut out from the newspaper from 2015.
PekCheeYong over 4 years ago
Isn’t communication telepathic?