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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 10, 2019

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 2 months ago

    Umm, God, wouldn’t it be easier if you just converted this into a star gate and everybody just walks through?

    Just sayin’…

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    Jesy Bertz  2 months ago

    Save it for St. Louis.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 2 months ago

    How many can fit on the arch. Is that Paulie?

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    wiatr Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Noah, how long can you tread water?”

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    keenanthelibrarian  2 months ago

    I remember talking to my scripture class – “What’s an ark?” and someone said “It’s a great big curve …” No, ark not arc – it’s a container, nothing more, nothing less. I love the cats.

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    eastern.woods.metal  2 months ago

    Just paint it yellow

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    wallylm  2 months ago

    Hokay, if Noah was in France, he’d have built the Arche de Triomphe. America, it’d’ve been Golden Arches. Japan, shaped like a torii gate. Canada, an inukshuk. (Work with me people…)

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    Watcher  2 months ago

    And the Wiley animals win hands down. You’ve been replaced God.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 2 months ago

    This is what happens when you trust a 600-year-old man to hear your instructions.

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    Z51 Premium Member 2 months ago

    AND that damned CAT is licking its butt!

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    That’s where it all went south, he brought two Wiley Bears along.

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 2 months ago

    I guess arc welding hadn’t been invented yet.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Everyone interprets differently…..lol

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 2 months ago

    YAY!!!! Wiley Bears!! YAY!!!!

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 2 months ago

    Noah gets an idea for a fast way to deal with all that spare meat.

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    Josh Lyons Premium Member 2 months ago

    The Almighty: “And you better pick up the pace. You have less than a month before I reboot this world”.

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    dot-the-I  2 months ago

    NOAH: “Just reminding you about the rainbow at the other end of this story.”

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    DanFlak  2 months ago

    As someone who has worked on both sides of specifying requirements for programmers, I like this one.

    I wrote a payroll program for my wife’s business. Then I saw her run it and then she got out the adding machine and started totaling the numbers. I told her, “You know I can get the computer to do that for you.” I was literally in bed with my customer and I still missed a requirement.

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    sanderling75  2 months ago

    41 days and counting

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    thelordthygod666  2 months ago

    Darn spellcheck.

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    Nannette Boulais  2 months ago

    I prefer the version with four elephants balancing the flat world standing on the back of the giant turtle A’tuin swimming through space.

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    walstib  2 months ago

    I only see one monkey, and he’s on lookout, must be some monkey business going on.

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    fivestring65  2 months ago

    This makes a lot more sense than the original story.

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    rugeirn  2 months ago

    Zhoo-bah. Zhoo-bah. Zhoo-bah. Ding!

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    zzeek  2 months ago

    Wiley on vacation? The is a rerun of an old one. Still good.

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    PoodleGroomer  2 months ago

    All orders and requests must be detailed and written. No verbal orders or requests will be accepted.

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    squireobrien  2 months ago

    It’s not 300 cubits long, for one thing.

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    KEA  2 months ago

    I keep saying… spelling counts.

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    Ermine Notyours  2 months ago

    Non Sequitur is available in strip and panel format. When the Seattle PI discovered this, they switched to panel and shrunk it to the size of a postage stamp. Normally single panel strips have extra stuff off to the sides to cut to turn it into a tall panel, but I wonder for this panel if you can see the giraffes.

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    Linguist  2 months ago

    " O.K. God, just one question… What the hell’s a cubit ? "

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    Kurtass  2 months ago

    Seams as plausible as the myth of Noah and the ark. The ark wouldn’t have been big enough for all of the insects and spiders, let alone the other animals.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 2 months ago

    I still like the old Bill Cosby comedy bit on one of his comedy records about conversations between God and Noah. Still funny after all these years

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    yimhere  2 months ago

    Noah probably was not clear about the whole cubit thing?

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    1JennyJenkins  2 months ago

    Noah’s response: “There you go with the homonyms…”

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    But I don’t know if it was it the same in that ancient language?

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    Phydeux  2 months ago

    That’s the first rib of the ark, he’s building it upside down.

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    marilynnbyerly  2 months ago

    Noah, a good man but dumb as dirt.

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    DCBakerEsq  2 months ago

    Why does God talk in riddles? He/She is God after all.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Communications between Engineers and Developers has not improved.

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    Kind&Kinder  2 months ago

    With Wiley Bears, all those animals are just snacks!

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    Its not a soft “ch.” It’s a “k.”

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    macaddicted  2 months ago

    Who’s going to fix the DHD?

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    devildog64  2 months ago

    Unfortunately, I hired a handyman like him a while back.

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    Donald Heller  2 months ago

    Should have sent an arkangel instead of an archangel.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 2 months ago

    Imagine if God had a New Englandah accent… Noah might have heard “Builld an Awk”…

    I guess that would have made him an Awkwright… instead of an Arkwright… or Arcwright in this case.

    And with the Awk in his care, he might be Awkward…

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    yipp_eeee  2 months ago

    I still wanna know how he found two polar bears in the mideast.

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    sperry532  2 months ago

    Well, it IS an arc!

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    erniejpdx  2 months ago

    Given the extraordinary wealth of carpentry details in the original story, it’s hard to imagine anyone getting it wrong….

    And why does everyone show a ship being built rather then the box or chest YHWH so clearly describes? In the Mesopotamian Gilgamesh story the Noah tale was copied from, the god Enki or Ea tells Utnapishtim to build giant box or cube to be called Preserver of Life. It was 200 feet in length, width and height, with a floor-space of one acre.

    YHWH tells Noah:

    “Make yourself an ark of gopherwood; make rooms in the ark [in Biblical Hebrew box, case, chest, crate], and cover it inside and outside with pitch. And this is how you shall make it: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, its width fifty cubits, and its height thirty cubits." — Genesis 6:14-15

    And what the hell is gopherwood, anyway? :-)

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    meowlin  2 months ago

    v√VVOOPahhh…v√VVOOPahhh…v√VVOOPahhh…

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    bakana  2 months ago

    Noah tried to Cheat on the Construction Budget.

    No wonder there wasn’t room for the Unicorns & Dinosaurs.

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    SeanNelson  2 months ago

    Noah’s arch TBH sounds more believable IMHO

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    liberalnlovinit  2 months ago

    Oh. I thought that it was Noah’s Stargate.

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    eddi_tbh  2 months ago

    Slight miscommunication. Big J should have stuck to the original plan. Restart with a clean sheet of paper.

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    keenanthelibrarian  2 months ago

    Notice – only one monkey.

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    JasonBall  2 months ago

    One of my favorites ever. I still have it cut out from the newspaper from 2015.

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    PekCheeYong  2 months ago

    Isn’t communication telepathic?

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    Juris Bloviatus  2 months ago

    Noah didn’t do nuance… being a literalist

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