Wouldn't you like to know?
Beat me to it.
It’s National Absurdity Day.
Is his last name Roget? If so, I have an idea of how he can get revenge…
If he hears there’s a town in Turkey called Batman, he’ll be a fossil by morning.
“But Batman, I thought you can’t make an omelet of justice without cracking a few eggs.”
reminds me of a line from an old Fiber One commercial: “Fiber makes me…sad.”
It’s Play Monopoly Day. I’ll play online, thank you very much. My win-loss ratio is better.
Wait till you see what they do to his wife, Julienne.
plenty of egg-citement in the air
Don’t let him near any store displays, especially the stacked ones.