There are 3 kinds of people who voted for Trump.
1 – True believers – they will vote for him even if he was dead.
2- Anyone but Hillary – I figure half of these will fall on either side.
3 – Pocketbook Nazis – they don’t believe, but they are making out on the deal, so they will go along with him. It all depends on which way the economic wind blows.
I wish there was an app for my phone that measures the time between the robocall voice starting and my disconnecting the call. I can try to break my personal best – I think it’s well under a second.
Trump supporters want their children growing up to shit on everyone else (including their parents) and calling people “human scum” and thinking that they are the center of the universe and demanding everything and giving nothing but scorn in return – it’s the “new normal.” Get with it!
I heard what the Republicans had to say on NPR. I was wondering when NPR started doing radio shows of the Twilight Zone.
Funny, I just had a dream like this.
Our dog is neurotic. The cat is psychotic. The cat prefers to live in the garage, so no problem. The dog is afraid of plastic bags. So we hung some from the tree for a couple of days. He now stays away.
My cousin was visiting us. We prepared a salad for dinner. My wife went to the garden and pulled some chives to put on it. He complained, “You pulled them from the DIRT!”
She asked him where he thought vegetables came from. His response was “From boxes at the supermarket.”
If it were not for deadlines, nothing would ever get done.
90% of the work is done in the last 10% of the time.
It’s amazing how, when I reflect back on some of my former bosses, most of them have pointy hair.
But I bet he will show unconditional love in the end and get her a present anyway in spite of her hitting him and her general, all-the-time crabbiness. That will really show her!
P.S. I don’t know how this thread will end. I never read the strip when it was in paper medium. However, I do know Linus.