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  1. about 22 hours ago on Herman

    Let me buy a beach or some other part of nature and then charge people to use it. Nice idea.

  2. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    My work here is done.

  3. 2 days ago on Jeff Stahler

    I think I am going to start calling Trump, Buchanan II. Trump is the 45th president, but he only represents 1/3 of the people.1/3 of 45 is 15, therefore James Buchanan.

  4. 2 days ago on Moderately Confused

    I think I am going to start a religious cult where the high priests have the power to exorcise calories

    I heard that exercise is good for burning calories. Now I just have to figure out how to get the calories to go to the gym.

  5. 2 days ago on Non Sequitur

    But the memories will Styx with you unless you take a side cruise on the Lethe. But what do I know? It’s all Greek to me.

  6. 2 days ago on Loose Parts

    the Hellie Award should go to the person who convinced people that what they see on social media is real.

  7. 2 days ago on Moderately Confused

    That’s what you get when, “I loves to go swimmins with bowlegged wimmins.”

  8. 3 days ago on Jeff Stahler

    Trump saying that the Muller report is “game over” and completely exonerates him is like saying that since the North Koreans never signed an instrument of surrender to the U.N. (it’s merely a cease-fire) that North Korea won the war.

  9. 3 days ago on Moderately Confused

    “Facts” about calories:

    If you break a cookie in half, all the calories leak out.

    If one person has a dessert, he gets the full calorie count. If a second person orders the identical dessert then the calories are shared between them equally so it’s only half a fattening to each person.

  10. 3 days ago on Strange Brew

    Dung beetles have been around a long time. There are fossils that indicate they even rolled up dino-turds.