Let me buy a beach or some other part of nature and then charge people to use it. Nice idea.
My work here is done.
I think I am going to start calling Trump, Buchanan II. Trump is the 45th president, but he only represents 1/3 of the people.1/3 of 45 is 15, therefore James Buchanan.
I think I am going to start a religious cult where the high priests have the power to exorcise calories
I heard that exercise is good for burning calories. Now I just have to figure out how to get the calories to go to the gym.
But the memories will Styx with you unless you take a side cruise on the Lethe. But what do I know? It’s all Greek to me.
the Hellie Award should go to the person who convinced people that what they see on social media is real.
That’s what you get when, “I loves to go swimmins with bowlegged wimmins.”
Trump saying that the Muller report is “game over” and completely exonerates him is like saying that since the North Koreans never signed an instrument of surrender to the U.N. (it’s merely a cease-fire) that North Korea won the war.
“Facts” about calories:
If you break a cookie in half, all the calories leak out.
If one person has a dessert, he gets the full calorie count. If a second person orders the identical dessert then the calories are shared between them equally so it’s only half a fattening to each person.
Dung beetles have been around a long time. There are fossils that indicate they even rolled up dino-turds.