Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  2 months ago

    …but I ate them my way!

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    BasilBruce  2 months ago

    I chewed them up, and spit them out.

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    diazch408  2 months ago

    My Way? Nice.

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    ronaldspence  2 months ago

    Do it your way Rat!

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    Pointspread  2 months ago

    As a rat Rat should dig a “Rat Pack” reference.

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    alasko  2 months ago

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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    hariseldon59  2 months ago

    Time to face the final curtain.

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    finzleftright  2 months ago

    Well, he DID do it his way!

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    Kitty Queen  2 months ago

    Love it!

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    Hello Everyone  2 months ago

    What song is that from? I can’t quite place it.

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    Firebat  2 months ago

    Give him a good whack Rat.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  2 months ago

    Can we be Frank for a minute here?

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    Time for a murder of crows.

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    cseligman  2 months ago

    I love the song lyrics puns. I can hear the music all over again, as I read them. Great Sinatra song.

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    c001  2 months ago

    It would have been a pity if Frankie really went to Hollywood.

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    rekam Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’d hate to have PBS end.

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    I can honestly say that I have no egrets and never have had any egrets.

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    Looks like Pastis is about to get a bat to him belfry!

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    Caerin Premium Member 2 months ago

    Just when you think you’re safe….

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    Anters55  2 months ago

    For once, I saw it coming.

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    Lotus  2 months ago

    I was in the mood for a Pastis pun. Now I egret it.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 2 months ago

    All by the highway!!

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    SquidGamerGal  2 months ago

    Whoa! Time out, Rat! How is that a lame pun?

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    Paul D Premium Member 2 months ago

    One of his best puns, ever.

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    knuckleball rob  2 months ago

    Love it.

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    franki_g  2 months ago

    Heron earth, there’s always some egrets. It’s a stork fact of life.

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    arthurhoule  2 months ago

    Pastis is too Frank. If I had My Way he’d be given an Anka monitor. :-)

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    Linguist  2 months ago

    Thanks, Steph! Now I’ll have that Sinatra earworm in my head all day!

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    pastauch  2 months ago

    Let the record show Stephan took all the blows and did it his way!

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    Ellis97  2 months ago

    Let’s fly him to the moon.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago

    That joke was a bit of ostrich.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 2 months ago

    If you’re going to have egrets, may as well make them big and fat.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 2 months ago

    Pastis must be due for a “random” drug test.

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    pattiwinborne Premium Member 2 months ago

    Oww! Thank you!

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    sunnydazed  2 months ago

    Frank Sinatra, “My Way”

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’ve done a lot of things in my life, but I have no egrets.

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    NELS BALWIT Premium Member 2 months ago

    Many comic strips rely on puns. Stephan is the only ones that make you groan and laugh.

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    Lynnjav  2 months ago

    Everyone has a singing voice. Some voices may be deemed “better” than others BY OTHERS, but everyone can sing. So, “just sing, sing a song, make it simple to last your whole life long…”

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    Is the end near for this strip? Seems like a hint to me

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago

    Terrible, but I LOVE IT!

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    rshive  2 months ago

    Their munchibility factor is low.

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    w5kp Premium Member 2 months ago

    I Did It My Way, by the Frank himself

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    babka Premium Member 2 months ago

    I think I read Navalny chose it for his funeral

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    Sometimes your puns are purely dreadful!

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    babka Premium Member 2 months ago

    Lonely At The Top suits orange perp more than it does Sinatra….re. the desolate emptiness of his fame.

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    aerotica69  2 months ago

    Got it on the first panel! That’s a major accomplishment for me, especially on a decaf day!

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    artegal  2 months ago

    Rat’s gonna do it his way.

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    Charles & Susan  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Classic Pastis!

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    DavidPlatt  2 months ago

    Pastis should have show himself sipping on a glass of soured milk… “I’m having my whey!”

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    Digital Frog  2 months ago

    “A dumb question but what did you eat then?”

    “Idiot, my whey!”

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    figuratively speaking  2 months ago

    Very, very near, Stephan. Rat will handle things his way.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    I hereby pledge to do nothing I will egret, from heron out.

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    dwilkinsboise Premium Member 2 months ago

    Thanks for the ear worm!

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 2 months ago

    And rat is back with his bat.

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    rossevrymn  2 months ago

    I was out at “egret.”

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    dwkiser28603  2 months ago

    And Rat did it MMMMMMYYYYY WAAAAAAYYYY!

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    oish  2 months ago

    It’s MAD DOG TIME!

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Rat did it his way

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    BuckysMonkey Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hey….stole this one from Get Fuzzy

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    Surprised this one wasn’t thot of LONG ago!

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    hitek1st  2 months ago

    HA!

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    Goat from PBS  2 months ago

    I have a lot of egrets. And regrets.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    No regrets … go for it!

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    Rose Madder Premium Member 2 months ago

    Would Paul Anka be insulted by the punning of his words, or pleased that he’d been picked to be ’Pastis’ed? It’s hard to tell.

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    marilynnbyerly  2 months ago

    My mom’s NC beach house had the intercostal waterway across from it, and the swampy areas were full of egrets. Incredibly beautiful birds. Anyone who would eat them should visit the fishies in the bottom of the ocean.

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    carlsonbob  2 months ago

    Sometimes I agree with Rat!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  2 months ago

    Given that Paul Anka, who wrote the song, is still alive, Pastis owes him AND the Sinatra estate an apology

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    dlkrueger33  2 months ago

    Rat’s taking care of Stephan HIS way.

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    TheWildSow  2 months ago

    We have a coffee mug with a Wee Fish, a female sheep, a female horse, a couple of EGRETS, the largest member of the deer family, a black & white bear from China, a river horse, a wildebeest, and a regular-sized Bambi relative.

    Now sound it out ;-)

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    Anything that can be construed as making fun of post Frankie craze Frank Sinatra has some merit.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 2 months ago

    OMG OMG — ROFLMAO

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    Ah…Sinatra…play it for us, Rat!

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    calmom75 Premium Member 2 months ago

    A pun in a single panel….very rare, I believe. Didn’t have time to prepare myself for the punchline..

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 2 months ago

    I can always see these coming. But that doesn’t take away from the great enjoyment!!!

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    Katje  about 2 months ago

    Just a reminder: Pastis (UK: /ˈpæstɪs/, US: /pæˈstiːs/, French: [pastis]; Occitan: pastís [pasˈtis]) is an anise-flavoured spirit and apéritif traditionally from France, typically containing less than 100 g/L sugar and 40–45% ABV (alcohol by volume).So, will Rat really smash his drink? :D

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    petermerck  about 2 months ago

    Check out Pat Godwin from the Bob and Tom show to hear how the song really goes.

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    grenjello  about 2 months ago

    I really enjoy his puns.

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    notpetebest  about 2 months ago

    THANK YOU for finally saying this!! I shall go on to live my life without egrets.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 2 months ago

    Just what made that silly old ant….think he could move a rubber tree plant…..

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