Side effects may include acute intestinal gas.
He might get away with it if he’s a sprinkler. If he’s a dunker, he’s better have his medical insurance paid up.
Ask Homer Simpson. He knows.
The coolness of ice cream acts as an anaesthesic… a gentler end than the flames of a baking oven.
“Home” is perfectly accurate here.
Remember, home is where the hearth is.
“… said the shadow, darkly.”
We have nothing to fear except the fear of being afraid of fear itself, I’m afraid.
Sort of a reverse Milton? “It is better to surf in Hell, than to rule in Heaven”?
There’s lots of precedent for that sort of thing. Plenty of women marry lounge lizards (to their eventual regret) and even today many women marry lion politicians.
Some husbands seem to be human at first but turn out to be weasels.