Gospers glider gun

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  1. 6 days ago on F Minus

    Side effects may include acute intestinal gas.

  2. 9 days ago on The Flying McCoys

    He might get away with it if he’s a sprinkler. If he’s a dunker, he’s better have his medical insurance paid up.

  3. 9 days ago on Close to Home

    Ask Homer Simpson. He knows.

  4. 9 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    The coolness of ice cream acts as an anaesthesic… a gentler end than the flames of a baking oven.

  5. 17 days ago on B.C.

    “Home” is perfectly accurate here.

    Remember, home is where the hearth is.

  6. 17 days ago on Skin Horse

    “… said the shadow, darkly.”

  7. 18 days ago on Wizard of Id

    We have nothing to fear except the fear of being afraid of fear itself, I’m afraid.

  8. 19 days ago on Skin Horse

    She’s baaaaaaack!!

  9. 21 days ago on Skin Horse

    Sort of a reverse Milton? “It is better to surf in Hell, than to rule in Heaven”?

  10. 21 days ago on The Flying McCoys

    There’s lots of precedent for that sort of thing. Plenty of women marry lounge lizards (to their eventual regret) and even today many women marry lion politicians.

    Some husbands seem to be human at first but turn out to be weasels.