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  1. about 21 hours ago on The Flying McCoys

    With so few donations, he can buy nary a thing.

  2. 5 days ago on Monty

    The socks aren’t missing. They are pupating in a dark corner somewhere, and will soon emerge in their adult forms as beautiful coat hangers.

  3. 5 days ago on Speed Bump

    Or, to follow up on what Ned Snipes suggested, we could have The Hyena’s Song:

    ♫♪ “Carrion, my wayward son. Brush your teeth when you are done. Don’t forget to eat the head, of this fine old boar.” ♪♫

  4. 5 days ago on Frazz

    I understand that Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is also quite pretty.

  5. 6 days ago on PreTeena

    Teena is the warp.

    Jeri is the woof.

  6. 6 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    Harry aims his wand and prepares a spell of transmogrification. “So, tell me, punk… do you feel ducky?”

  7. 7 days ago on Speed Bump

    Would have given him the keys to the Pinto, but that might be considered to be an act of attempted murder.

    So, gave him the keys to the Trabi instead. People don’t actually die from frustration and shame.

  8. 7 days ago on Lio

    Followed by “Don’t Worry, Bee Happy”, “Honey”, and “Hive Got Heaven On My Mind”

  9. 8 days ago on F Minus

    But… but… consider greenhouse gases and global warming!

  10. 9 days ago on 1 and Done