Pickles by Brian Crane for February 16, 2024

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    carlsonbob  3 months ago

    He should tell her it matches his underwear!

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    It doesn’t match Opal’s purple, black and white combo, either.

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    mnexplorer+  3 months ago

    Everyone’s a critic.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 3 months ago

    Um, an olive green blouse, black skirt, blue shoes and a brown purse isn’t exactly Runway worthy, Lady.

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    Lucy Rudy  3 months ago

    You never know these days who is dressed as what.

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    Dirty Dragon  3 months ago

    Take a look Earl, maybe Opal’s got some mace in there…

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    This is why I ALWAYS carry a book (or these days, an e-reader). I don’t mind the purse, but I’ll be danged if I’m willing to just sit there bored.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    A response (to keep to yourself): And you have a pink purse while wearing that face.

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    Lol

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    You might start a trend there Earl!

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    jessebob42  3 months ago

    I’ve gotten more compliments when holding my wife’s purse than she has. This irritates her to no end. :-D. It’s a no name brand leather purse she saw in on vacation. The colors made her happy. What more do you need?

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    wrloftis  3 months ago

    “I find it amusing that you believe I care what you think.”

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    eced52  3 months ago

    At least in today’s culture he can pull it off, if only he was color coordinated.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Actually, that’s one of a husband’s jobs. Quite typical!

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    cdward  3 months ago

    Once, many years ago, I was doing a book signing (just a local publication) when my wife asked me to hold her purse while she went to the bathroom). I threw the purse on my shoulder, and just then the photographer for the local paper showed up. Sure enough, the next day, there’s a photo of me signing books with a purse on my shoulder.

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    tremaine53  3 months ago

    Says the woman in pink, gray, black and green…

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    tremaine53  3 months ago

    I don’t have any orange shirts. But if I did? I wouldn’t wear them with green pants.

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    When I was a kid, my mother couldn’t leave me home on my own when she went shopping, so I had go with her. So boring! Once, I picked up clothes price tags that were discarded on the floor and played with them. A salesman came up and yelled at me, thinking I had pulled them off clothes on the rack. I was indignant even at that age — I wouldn’t do anything that stupid. Thus began my gathering suspicion that so-called Adults were often clueless. That early suspicion has intensified over time.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago

    “It’s green? Oh my! Well, I’m color blind”

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    l.vaillancourt  3 months ago

    AH, the “Husband Chair”. Only the best shoppes have them. One dress store went to a marvellous new level of thought by providing a pool table for (whoever was waiting) to shoot some stick while the shopping went on.

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    ANIMAL  3 months ago

    Yeah Earl……….. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING..???? ( LOL )

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    kaycstamper  3 months ago

    Who changes their purse to match? Mine is a hand painted Anuschka with lots of colors. Problem solved.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 3 months ago

    And then Opal said, “Hold my purse. Watch this.”

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 3 months ago

    She should talk….A green blouse, black skirt, a pink purse and gray shoes. Really!

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    MRC112  3 months ago

    Some of you clearly need to do some colour management of your video outputs if there’s such a variety of colours being seen.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Mind your own bees-wax lady!

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 3 months ago

    As if the red shirt, yellow sweater, and green pants weren’t enough….

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    brick10  3 months ago

    “My wife dressed me.”

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    cfkelley  3 months ago

    That’s not all, lady. You should see the color of his boxer shorts.

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    Angry Indeed  3 months ago

    Just like an accomplice’s thought “I hate getting caught, holding the bag!” This is something most men fear the most! ;-p

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    Angry Indeed  3 months ago

    Another reason why I hate shopping with my wife for her clothes.

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    swanridge  3 months ago

    Our society places too much emphasis in looks, clothes and style.

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    ira.crank  3 months ago

    “Lady, that dress with those legs. Tsk, tsk.”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Actually, Earl could care less what she says………..

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    jconnors3954  3 months ago

    The purse is why she needs a new dress, duh.

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    Bet your back was still out (see earlier this week) so that you didn’t have to go shopping with Opal, right, Earl?

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Look, Lady, it’s his wife’s purse. Go judge her.

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    FassEddie  3 months ago

    What does that green go with? Besides salad dressing?

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    car2ner  3 months ago

    I gave up purses a few years back. Now when my hubby says “Carry this in your purse” I answer “carry your own stuff”.

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    6foot6  3 months ago

    That’s where you look at her and say, It’s European. You wouldn’t understand.

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    As a married couple, you could’ve changed into that dress in front of him.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    I think she’s flirting with Earl.

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    anomalous4  3 months ago

    White shoes in February, Opal? Tsk, tsk!

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    PoodleGroomer  3 months ago

    They didn’t have shoes in a compatible green. They didn’t have any green shoes in my size. They didn’t have any shoes in my size. I don’t know why I keep coming here.

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    jim_martin29  3 months ago

    Now come on, he’s wearing a yellow shirt and green pants, that matches a green purse. It matches much better than that woman’s green top, black skirt, and gray shoes with a red purse.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Hide it under your sweater and no one would know the difference.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    THIS is the exact reason I refuse to go shopping with my wife unless she coordinates her purse with MY outfit. Otherwise I don’t go.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    Earls does not keep up with the latest fashion trends.. Before they go out Opal gives him a once over and makes sure his fly is up. No worries for Earl.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  3 months ago

    “You’re just lucky you’re good looking, hot stuff!”

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    jbarnes  3 months ago

    Black goes with everything, darling.

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    Larry S  3 months ago

    I call that the “Man Chair.” That’s what it’s for, I guess.

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    KEA  3 months ago

    green goes well with black, doesn’t it? (and very nicely with the yellow shirt)

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Urban Camo fashion color and style blend. Besides it’s a Man Bag, or Murss (sp?).

    More believable… Meds. And an emergency Snickers Bar.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 3 months ago

    I like to tease a friend of mine that way. He always had a clever, dignified, reply.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago

    Poor Earl. Adding insult to injury.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    That woman really stepped outside the line. She better hope Opal didn’t hear that!

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    That’s what I was thinking!!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    Forget the shoes. It really clashes with his pants!!!

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    Jack Bell Premium Member 3 months ago

    Black goes with everything.

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