Recent Comments

1. about 21 hours ago on 9 to 5

   It always used to wind me up when they called it the “3 Rs”. What’s that: Reading, Righting, Rithmatic? And these are the people that are supposed to be teaching us?

2. about 21 hours ago on Andy Capp

   Why’s that then. We’re heading there for the first time later this year.

3. about 21 hours ago on The Born Loser

   I once bought a car exhaust on a special deal. It cost me twice as much as usual, but it meant I could have it replaced for free each time it was needed. I think they hoped I’d be like normal people and change my car after a few years, but I keep mine until they either die or start getting expensive to maintain. They regretted me ever getting that plan. Saved me a lot.

4. about 21 hours ago on In the Bleachers

   What’s the last thing that went through the fly’s head when it hit the windscreen? Its ar$e.

5. 4 days ago on Birdbrains

   Like the insurance claim “I drove into the wrong driveway and hit the tree I haven’t got”

6. 4 days ago on 9 to 5

   Might try that one myself

7. 4 days ago on Wizard of Id

   Yeah, it’s always a problem when you have to peel the duvet off the wall part way through the night.

8. 4 days ago on Ben

   A bit like my wife. Whenever she says, “I’m going to prune that plant”, I start praying for it

9. 4 days ago on Drabble

   Keep looking and you’ll find another web site that would make her say “you’re right and I’m wrong”. The statement “It’s on the internet, so it must be right” has always been a joke (except for when it was first invented), but now it’s ridiculous.

10. 4 days ago on In the Bleachers

    Top of the league though