Pretty sure this is a dead horse that Paul Gilligan has previously beaten, and is now at it again.
Hey, Luann! Why bother being direct and genuine, when you can be conniving and scheming? If you’re looking to stay single forever, you’re on the right road!
Go ahead and ride your tricycle on the roof. You toboggan off cliffs into canyons and manage to survive THAT…
He’s talking about his horse.
How does breaking off it’s own tail serve as any kind of ‘defense mechanism’ for a scorpion, especially when it ends up killing it? What, it somehow defends itself better— for awhile— without it’s primary weapon?!? This doesn’t pass the Logic Sniff Test.
You called it a ‘black browed babbler’. OF COURSE it went into hiding for 170 years! It was mortified!
The 7 seconds it took to read today’s strip? I’ll never get those back!
The main conclusion I can draw is that it’s winter.
I’m with the mice. I wouldn’t want to stick around for the rest of this act, either.
Awesome TV dialog. I was highly entertained. I give this strip three thumbs up!