Dollar Tree has good napkins. really.
At zoos they call that enrichment. Work for your food. You’ve got nothing better to do.
I flew coach on Air France from Europe and had two hot meals, best food since mid-60s when everyone got fed. Back then I had a steak on United flying coach to Hawaii. I just carry junk food with me now.
I got to fly first class once and they ran out of steak before they got to me!
I once saw someone I hadn’t seen for a year and she just couldn’t figure out what was different about me. She kept going on and on about it. I now wore glasses and it didn’t dawn on me either that I didn’t have them before; so she remained confused.
I’m 40% coffee and 20% sarcasm – and 40% diet soda. I wonder what her other 40% is.
Ha Ha, cute. But he may have turned into one of those flies that only live 24 hours.
No, but he is the one still out there talking about it, keeps us reminded.
Yes, he was the hero of the group.