The model may not have great guns / But see how the light plays and runs / On his back and his side / Where the shadows collide? / You’ve just got to say, “Hey, dude! Great buns!”
So often, a painting depicting a nude / Is, at best, amateurishly crude. / But Lesser can be viewed / By the most uptight prude / Who’ll be most upset that it’s only a dude!
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string back, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3029 (November 15, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.
It was the giggling and they all put up their phones for a shot or two. Truthfully, they all already knew about you and Greg. But you can be sure it will be the topic of conversation anyway. No doubt about how much they like the lighting.
“Moving from right to left” said the docent, “you may note that the model’s right foot seems slightly smaller than his left though the painter has very accurately adressed their lightly soiled soles. Further to the left Lesser becomes more interested in addressing the lightly soiled souls of his viewers…”
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Dimitri decided to show his good side.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Greg was not one to show off his shortcomings.
rmremail over 1 year ago
Yes, doctor, I am ready for my exam.
Solstice*1947 over 1 year ago
/// This painting is called “Male Nude Lying,”
and, away from our gaze the guy’s shying.
Painter Lesser’s bold eyeing
seemed like peeping or spying,
so he shrank from what that was implying.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Floyd, J think your butt is broken, it has a big crack in it!
JH&Cats over 1 year ago
Toe prints on your sole?
JH&Cats over 1 year ago
Somewhat similar colors to yesterday’s, yet completely the opposite in every other way.
Kwen over 1 year ago
His dentist should have been a little more specific when he told him to “Get confortable then open-up and show him”.
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
Ah ! Posteriori !
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
A painter named Aleksander/
Displayed an inordinate candor/
He portrayed with great pride/
What he thought his best side/
And gave – not a glimpse – but a gander.
(Aleksander was prone to pander)
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
Nuthin could be drearier than a Russian’s pale posterior in the mor-or-ornin’…
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Phttt. Just another face in the crowd.
jdculhane46 over 1 year ago
Wow, this new tax code doesn’t leave much!
Egrayjames over 1 year ago
And hearing the “Snap” of the doctor’s examination glove, Julius knew the fun and games were now over.
Durak Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Oh, wait. Here comes my daughter’s Girl Scout Troop.”
Reader over 1 year ago
Russian-Polish Gigolo.
coltish1 over 1 year ago
I bet the grandmother and her bridge group were totally hip to the schedule. “Oh, go ahead, you two, don’t mind us!”
Linguist over 1 year ago
" When they said I won a free colonic wash, I thought they said a free watch! "
wincoach Premium Member over 1 year ago
John was not too thrilled with the new party game, Pin the Tale on the Idiot. And sadly, it was his birthday party.
rugeirn over 1 year ago
The model may not have great guns / But see how the light plays and runs / On his back and his side / Where the shadows collide? / You’ve just got to say, “Hey, dude! Great buns!”
aerotica69 over 1 year ago
Somehow, “Lesser-esque” never caught on the way “Rubens-esque” did.
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
The painting that put the @$$ in “crevasse”.
Buzzworld over 1 year ago
Toot
Indianapolis Smith over 1 year ago
pfft
Greg, I told you to STOP doing that! It ISN’T FUNNY! And it STINKS!
anomalous4 over 1 year ago
Niiiiice. ;-)
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
Turns out the restaurant doesn’t appreciate it when you show up to your birthday party in your birthday suit.
Bookworm over 1 year ago
So often, a painting depicting a nude / Is, at best, amateurishly crude. / But Lesser can be viewed / By the most uptight prude / Who’ll be most upset that it’s only a dude!
Holden Awn over 1 year ago
“Oh, wait …my error…Grannie and her friends ask that you please turn back around…”
prrdh over 1 year ago
Pierogi: the origin story.
Blatherskite over 1 year ago
The Rabbis like pondering the fate
of the people whom we call "the Late”
Just how much sin was in him,
Is he in Sheol or Gehinnom?
Let’s spend centuries on a debate!
mabrndt Premium Member over 1 year ago
Nude of the back of a reclining man:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Aleksander Lesser" site=commons.wikimedia.org
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string back, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3029 (November 15, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.
Ken Holman Premium Member over 1 year ago
New title: “Buns of Remington Steele”
schaefer jim over 1 year ago
Oh god, the first g*y toon!
Bilan over 1 year ago
Why is this Russian-Polish artist painting the nude backside of a man?
Because you don’t want to see the nude Russian-Polish woman. /s
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
The skin tone is not correct for the normal Russian blue/white of winter.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
It was the giggling and they all put up their phones for a shot or two. Truthfully, they all already knew about you and Greg. But you can be sure it will be the topic of conversation anyway. No doubt about how much they like the lighting.
d1234dick Premium Member over 1 year ago
Malory was losing hope that his new boyfriend was going to show up in time to help, so he started by himself.
LizardPriest over 1 year ago
“Still Life with Fruit Basket”
anomaly over 1 year ago
“Sir, excuse me, but you’re a bit under-dressed for the lobby of the Ritz-Carlton.”
Blatherskite over 1 year ago
“Moving from right to left” said the docent, “you may note that the model’s right foot seems slightly smaller than his left though the painter has very accurately adressed their lightly soiled soles. Further to the left Lesser becomes more interested in addressing the lightly soiled souls of his viewers…”
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 1 year ago
The emperor wakes up thinking “where did I leave my new clothes?”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 1 year ago
The ladies shot pictures as they lingered. They may be old they ain’t dead!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 1 year ago
That’s my kind of job, take off your clothes and pose.
finnygirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
Nice scapulae, vertebrae, and glutei! (Seriously, very nicely done anatomy here).