The old man noticing the seductive movements of the young lady thought to himself, “Whoohoo, Mildred will be so happy, I won’t even need the viagra tonight.”
I know that somewhere in here is the recipe for urn soup..
The look you give when, once again, no one bids on you at the royal bachelor auction.
He admittingly did feel better after finally pulling the stick out of his *&#, and immediately looked around for different clothes
One artist said to the other, “Is it that cold in here?”
Poor Marie, she completely misunderstood The Belle of the Ball contest
That’s fine and all, but what I said is this, ‘Your dog Hank needs to settle down with a nice bitch’.
Look over there dear, another Frenchman surrendering.
Congratulations on marrying my 3rd and last daughter, I throw in this lovely dog so that the four of you will be happy and I shall be oh so much richer!
After this publicity still of sticking your left foot in was released the naked version of the Hokey Pokey never really caught on.