Lemontong p1

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Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Buckles

    As you weren’t gifted with our foolproof “lay regally on their keypad while doubling your size” trick, you can still use the good old “mournfully put your head on their knee with your best puppy eyes” one. Get them everytime.

  2. 1 day ago on Garfield

    Beware, Garfield. Monday says: “Soy milk decaf” trap!

  3. 3 days ago on Barney & Clyde

    If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, the scariest part is “Where is the third?”. None answer sounding too comfortable.

  4. 3 days ago on Pickles

    I’m surprised he didn’t pop it in his mouth.

  5. 7 days ago on Garfield

    What’s this “before bed” thing you’re talking about? Us, cats never heard of it…

  6. 8 days ago on That is Priceless

    See, gentlemen? For a meager 200 francs a month subscription to my Incels-pickub Club I can teach you all how to do this in 20 lessons. The fee even includes a lifelong 30 percent discount with Epstein and Creep lawyers firm.

  7. 8 days ago on Garfield

    Being thrown, coated with tuna oil, in a pit of starving cats, will be too lenient of a sentence for such heathen creations.

  8. 9 days ago on Luann Againn

    Now, you just need to convince the board to get those school lockers changed for a 10 feet model before 8 o’clock for you to be able to stuff it in Aaron’s.

  9. 9 days ago on Pickles

    I’m with you. Being very (as in VERY) shortsighted, I’m really careful to never be farther than 4 steps away from a spare pair.

  10. 10 days ago on Buckles

    You know some “people” are into this, don’t you?