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  1. 5 months ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    We didn’t see the hooves. What won’t GoComics let us see an ass whole?

  2. 5 months ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    You just explained the Singularity in 3 panels.

  3. 6 months ago on Tom Toles

    By that time they’re be living in climate controlled domes served by shock-collar wearing proles.

  4. 6 months ago on Tom Stiglich

    Hey, guess what? No one is putting a gun to your head and forcing your to do facebook. I don’t do it and I’ve never regretted it.

  5. 6 months ago on Jen Sorensen

    Sorry, no.

    Someone please tell Orange Kelly SNL isn’t news. It’s satire protected by the first amendment. Commentary on the insanity of our society is not a crime, yet. I’m not surprised that the shaved ape watches SNL and ask where is the “retibution.” He wouldn’t understand constitutional rights if you printed it in a magazine with his daughter on the cover and had a porn star spank him with it.

  6. 8 months ago on Jen Sorensen

    Hate to break it to you but Jesus was a socialist.

  7. 11 months ago on Savage Chickens

    Aaaaare ye sure, lad?

  8. about 1 year ago on Scenes from a Multiverse

    He meant to say “Sshdn’t.”

  9. about 1 year ago on Steve Kelley

    He "misspoke, then flew home, was interviewed by Tucker Carlson and said the exact same thing:

    “President Putin, he just said it’s not Russia. I will say this — I don’t see any reason why it would be”

  10. about 1 year ago on Steve Kelley

    Did you actually do this after the press conference?