“Okay honey, I just need to finish with the green bean casserole …”
“Still Life with Fruit Basket”
Jeez, Ruben, he’s hooked up to a G4 Mac … did you draw that in the 20th century?
“Any one of you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me?”
Advice to furniture: never sleep with anyone who doesn’t use a coaster.
I Want Them (They’re so Heavy)
God, it’s so tacky the way some libs start the War on Christmas before Thanksgiving.
Is it better to be confidently desperate or desperately confident? (I apologize for further dividing our already polarized nation)
Better to have yiffed and lost …
For one thing, democrats weren’t falling all over themselves cheering about it.