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  1. 15 days ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    Is that a G4? How old is this comic?

  2. 30 days ago on Savage Chickens

    Not until you’ve delivered. Every. Damn. Toy.

  3. 30 days ago on Scenes from a Multiverse

    The paint in the dice is metallic. Her saliva contain magnetic nanomachines. A control device implanted in her uvula activates them and determines which numbers are face up.

  4. 30 days ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    Enough foreplay. On to the hate sex.

  5. about 1 month ago on Mike Luckovich

    Someone please let Melania know a child is being bullied by a cretinous douchebag.

  6. about 1 month ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    Nothing gets you into the Holiday season like the “Fuck you, it’s Christmas” people.

  7. 3 months ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    “For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.” – Sterling Archer

  8. 3 months ago on Doonesbury

    I really hope he doesn’t. I want to see the Secret Service perp walk him out of the White House in handcuffs.

  9. 10 months ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    We didn’t see the hooves. What won’t GoComics let us see an ass whole?

  10. 11 months ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    You just explained the Singularity in 3 panels.